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  1. 07-02-2007, 08:41 PM #11
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    "we found these seedlings growing in the alley where we always smoke and..."

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    "i found these lights in the garage, i don't know what they're for, but can i grow with them?""
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    Quote Originally Posted by MajoR_TokE View Post
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    "how much does it stink?"
    that's the ringer!!!



    "is this a marijuana leaf?"
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    "I got expelled cause the teacher noticed the plant I was growing in home economics wasn't a tomato"
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    "I need to go ahead and water the girls under the stairs before mommy gets home"
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    I am going on vacation and wonder if anyone will sell me some weed there... My personal favorite.
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    How much yield do you guys think I will get off my plant, I stuck some seeds in some back yard dirt and now i got them inside under a desktop light. They are about 2 foot tall now and 4 sets of leaves. Oh why are they going brown i gave it all the nutes i had.
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    "I expect to grow 300pounds off of it because it was out of some killer bud!"
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    " I have been saving my piss in a two litter bottle to water my plant with, a friend told me this would work great "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gygax1974 View Post
    I'm just going to use my computer monitor, it's got a screensaver of the sun. I also have these really cool christmas lights, do you think that will work? I can't afford CFLs and if I could my parents would get suspicous if I bought light bulbs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGMIKE13 View Post
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    hmm im not for sure if this is a trick but when u think about it i dont htink u can get in troubler for havin jsut seeds

    anyways heres my adress and name

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