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Multivitamin with B-complexes and lots of water(or any other liquid, as long as it adds up), 1/2 gal to 1 gal. It'll tint your piss back to yellow and stabilize electrolytes for the legitimacy tests. Also, don't eat for several hours before the test.

The worst that can happen if you drink too much water is they ask you to do another test, or accuse you of flushing. Get mad about it , demand a retest, they have to do it. Never confess. With over-hydration it's basically impossible to test positive for any drug metabolite.

Just read the agreement(specimen release) you sign. It clearly states over-hydration makes the test results void(at least mine did). I'd drink a half gal & take a complete multivitamin before the test, often with an hour notice or less. Passed every time. And I smoked every day, I even gave the specimen while high a few times.
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Multivitamin with B-complexes and lots of water(or any other liquid, as long as it adds up), 1/2 gal to 1 gal. It'll tint your piss back to yellow and stabilize electrolytes for the legitimacy tests. Also, don't eat for several hours before the test.

The worst that can happen if you drink too much water is they ask you to do another test, or accuse you of flushing. Get mad about it , demand a retest, they have to do it. Never confess. With over-hydration it's basically impossible to test positive for any drug metabolite.

Just read the agreement(specimen release) you sign. It clearly states over-hydration makes the test results void(at least mine did). I'd drink a half gal & take a complete multivitamin before the test, often with an hour notice or less. Passed every time. And I smoked every day, I even gave the specimen while high a few times.
very impressive my friend and good advice
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i fuckin hate drug tests but anyway they sell this drink at GNC phrmacy its called Herbal Cleansing , shit works like magic
its 50 bucks though , also a lot of the thc leaves your body through sweat , so excersise or go to a Sauna
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i fuckin hate drug tests but anyway they sell this drink at GNC phrmacy its called Herbal Cleansing , shit works like magic
its 50 bucks though , also a lot of the thc leaves your body through sweat , so excersise or go to a Sauna
you dont even need that shit. i passed at 2 mouth swabs and at least 8-10 piss test with just doing what teatreaoil said. drink a lot of water and gartorade 1/2gal minimum, the more the better, take a multivitamin, or a b12 and niacin which will turn your piss back to yellow. i smoke every day and even smoke on my way to drug tests. still pass them. haven't even had an inconclusive result where i had to retake it.
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Your welcome for the excellent idea of this thread lol. So ya we will see how it goes tomorrow. I drink a gallon plus of water everyday, I also take a multivitamin every morning and my piss is neon yellow all the time. Like pissing straight monster, its awesome. I'm also bringing a little bottle of peroxide to wash my mouth out for the swab test. I will let you guys know how my combo works. I'm 5'9" 170lbs, athletic, smoke anywhere between an eighth and a quarter a week. I haven't smoked since Friday night, we shall see
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Yea, that's the best plan. If you know it's a possibility, adapt the 8 glasses of water per day attitude. If you stay well hydrated, you'll never be able to fail a piss test, except for your first morning piss & possibly after a meal.

My specimen release actually stated something similar to: "More than 8 oz of any liquid prior to the screening renders the results void and specimen will probably pass with flying colors" obviously not in those exact words, pretty sure it was more like "tell the tester, and he'll reschedule." Fuck that.

So then I understood why they gave me a stupid 4 oz water cup. These tests rely on the fact that you're not well-hydrated. In fact, I've found that you need to be somewhat dehydrated to test positive, from my research on them. There's nothing illegal about being well hydrated. It feels good, actually.

However, if you just had a decent sized meal, and were not properly hydrated before it... you'll likely fail the test. No matter how much water you drink. If you can, after any decent meal, and equally in the morning, piss & rehydrate. Don't use the first piss after either one, or you could very likely fail.

This works best when you've had a good carb load(carbs only), and water, with not much else. You can use only water. If you're ever questioned just claim, "I *try* to get 8 glasses of water a day, my urine normally looks like that."

Basically you should never be compelled to piss by someone else. Likely you'll fail if you're pissing if you don't really feel the need to go.

It's better to get a retest than test positive, which has never happened to me. I've either failed or passed. Only failed once after a large meal and inadequate water. I felt I was going to fail it, but I didn't particularly want the job. I've actually lucked out with this. Failing my only one @ a potential crappy job, and a few weeks later getting a much better job, no piss test involved! It seems the better jobs don't care, at least that I've gotten, and don't even do drug testing or ask about it.
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I used that to pass the test for the US Army.

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So anyway rollitup would not work since monday for me. All I could get were google broken links. So I went in monday and when the HR manager asked me something about where I took my drug test I just nodded in agreement. Out of the ten ppl they hired on at once I'm the only one that didn't get tested. When I applied the section manager that I interviewed with told me to fill out the drug sheet then when we were done he said they'd wait. HR thinks I had already done it with the DM lol. I'm legit as shit, smoke on!
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Why would taking a test after a meal make you fail? I believe you, I'm just curious.
 

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