So...I was driving here in my little Podunk town on one of the small local back roads to go and pick my Mom up from her hair appointment when all of a sudden a Sheriff appears in the other lane. As I pass him, I notice that I'm doing 20 over the speed limit oops. Look in my rear view, and he's definitely turning around and creeping up on me. As I slowed down to the normal speed limit, as well as coming to a complete stop at the upcoming stop sign, that's where he puts his lights on and pulls me over. We're talking tiny tiny small itty bitty local road, so really, I just stopped where I was since there's no shoulder to pull off on.

The pig himself was a giant cliche in his own skin -- big ass aviators, condescending tone to my violation, and of course, fat.

First ticket ever -- what a day it's already been; I'm ready to go back to bed...

Trip

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yo man tell me about it.....what the fuck is it about little towns that makes cops like that? since i moved out here to this town i have gotten 3 speeding tickets all within 3 weeks man....i learned cruise control is my best friend.....idk what it is about cops man

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"So, what happened to the golden plates after joseph had translated the book of mormon from them?"
"God took them back"........rofl

Well, apparently, it's been a hot bed for cops in this town lately. I just moved back from Florida, where in the 2 years I lived there, I got pulled over for shit that I definitely should have gotten tickets for, yet, somehow, they let me off. This, although, yes, I was in violation, could have been a warning and a "slow it down" - kind of deal. I guess, I was just due...

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Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass - And let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business - Business of giving you the business...up your butt.

small town police only do traffic stuff---no investigation bullshit---if you get in trouble it all came from a traffic stop

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Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else---noticed?

its kinda sweet living in a small town though i really dont have to worry half as much about cops as other people

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"So, what happened to the golden plates after joseph had translated the book of mormon from them?"
"God took them back"........rofl

Well he was a Sheriff -- but I was wondering if he was gonna try and pull some "let me search your car" kinda shit. If that had happened, I'da told him to kiss my ass. (Only cuz the car is clean, at the moment)

Trip

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Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass - And let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business - Business of giving you the business...up your butt.

learn the history of your small town from old timmers---bunch of movie style og shit going down right under your nose. This place is so lame---blah blah blah then the feds come in one day and take the county judge away

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Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else---noticed?

ahhh; my good ole hometown... gotta love your local sherrif's department... if only it was the actual town cops; then i could fix it... sorry... how much over is the ticket??

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True dat! Actually, I have a feeling that the chief of police in my town here might actually smoke bud. Me and GoGrow know him -- He can back me up on it

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Well I'm in business. Business of kicking your ass - And let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business - Business of giving you the business...up your butt.

nah... he's never liked to smoke... i still think he may be "supplementing his income" though....

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