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    Went to the doctor today for a check up and was surprised by him wanting to do a prostate exam. Damn, what an experience, I had to pull my pants down, bend over a table, and have him basically finger my butt hole. It hurt so fucking bad not to mention the whole time he was telling me to relax, YA RIGHT! It hurt like a bitch and still does. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

    But on a more interesting note, I've had a low sex drive lately and had a blood test done to measure my testosterone levels. Turns out they are low, and according to the doctor this is because of my marijuana use. He said it cant result in low sex drive, low fertility, and irritability among other things. We narrowed it down to marijuana use cause of my young age (im 22). Im going in for a fertility test soon and am hoping I having done any serious damage.

    That being said, I think my days of mary jane are over. Dont get me wrong, I love the herb, but when it starts to invade on my health its just not worth it, no way. Anyone else ran in to this? I've heard of this, but did'nt think it would have such a dramatic affect.
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    Then I'll have like one leg in the air while balancing on my elbows or some strange shit she got from a movie.

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    Well at least you can say you took it in the ass like a real man! lol!hahahahaha

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    reminds me of that family guy episode

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    O c'mon man it wasn't THAT BAD lololol


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    ya i quess? only time you can say you had a finger in your ass and it wasnt a gay experience lol
    Originally Posted by Allgood

    Then I'll have like one leg in the air while balancing on my elbows or some strange shit she got from a movie.

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    I wonder why at a young age that he wanted to do that ,,,

    Hmmmmmm maybe he was just getting his rocks off and liked playing with your ass..

    I had a prostate test last year ,, mind you im twice your age ...

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    prostate exam? at 22? wow.

    Too bad about having to give up the ganja. Eat some shrooms from time to time to ease the pain of missing your old friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjetta View Post
    Went to the doctor today for a check up and was surprised by him wanting to do a prostate exam. Damn, what an experience, I had to pull my pants down, bend over a table, and have him basically finger my butt hole. It hurt so fucking bad not to mention the whole time he was telling me to relax, YA RIGHT! It hurt like a bitch and still does. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

    But on a more interesting note, I've had a low sex drive lately and had a blood test done to measure my testosterone levels. Turns out they are low, and according to the doctor this is because of my marijuana use. He said it cant result in low sex drive, low fertility, and irritability among other things. We narrowed it down to marijuana use cause of my young age (im 22). Im going in for a fertility test soon and am hoping I having done any serious damage.

    That being said, I think my days of mary jane are over. Dont get me wrong, I love the herb, but when it starts to invade on my health its just not worth it, no way. Anyone else ran in to this? I've heard of this, but did'nt think it would have such a dramatic affect.

    in all due respect, i think your DR is full of sh*t.
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    Ive been smoking weed 30 years ,,, I have 3 kids 6-7 and 8 ,, I did not have fertility problems , I think that your Dr is trying to scare you ......

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