Insult Thread

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick with both feet!! I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure. You've never been outspoken no one has ever been able to. At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?

Yet I still have to sit on my feet to come down to your level.........

Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out.

you no wat...i had sex with your wife !

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

YOu know what. Your so gay that the gayest man in the world would be like "Wow that guys so gay!"

Originally Posted by The Son of Man

I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

shut up... ull nvr be the man ur mother is

Originally Posted by jfgordon1

shut up... ull nvr be the man ur mother is

That's because its impossible to. Ull never know your mother because when you were born she committed.

Originally Posted by BRSkunk

YOu know what. Your so gay that the gayest man in the world would be like "Wow that guys so gay!"

Your so gay: you mailman has to fuck another man, so your dog smells something familiar.

Originally Posted by Joe Camel

Your so gay: you mailman has to fuck another man, so your dog smells something familiar.

Your so gay, that when you walked into the Mardi Gra parade every other person in it stopped because you made up for them all in your gayness.