List personal experiences that have convinced you/others that you are a professional pothead.

You know you're a professional pothead when:

1. You start a thread like this

2. When you want to breed your pets into one super pet

3. When you want to clone your cat by cutting her tail and planting it in soil

4. When you think you can hear plants insult you

5. When you know it's 4:20 and ask a non-pothead just for laughs what the time and the non-pothead doesn't get it

6. When you drink with your mouth closed

Let's hear from others...

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when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....

lol dude... u didnt

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when your habbits are

1 open corona
2 smoke a bowl
3 drink corona
4 smoke a bowl
5 open corona
6 smoke a bowl
7 drink corona
8 over and over untill i have my fill

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my plumber asked me if i'm growing? and i said huh, what do you mean?he said your looking taller.weird huh?this is a true story!it scared me a little.

it was involuntary! coulda said money, or traffic lights i guess. weed is so much better

your desk ias covered i nat least 2 inches of clutter.

... when you can't sleep without toking

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"The Cruelest Trick Came From The Talibans, Who Allowed Plenty Of Drugs And Then Banned Music."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"- G.W.B.

your coffee table is littered with weed shake, but you dont care, you keep breaking out new nugs

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when the bottom of your stash jar is half full of shake,cause you keep putting in solid buds to smoke and dont bother with the shake.

buy a new glass pipe every six months just because

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my plumber asked me if i'm growing? and i said huh, what do you mean?he said your looking taller.weird huh?this is a true story!it scared me a little.

before you even wake up you have a girl in your room breaking up pot, then she wakes you to roll it for the wake and bake

you hear the word roach or roaches and you dont think bugs.

you name your piece and it is treated better than your girlfriend or whatever it is you have

you find weed you didnt even know was in your house then proceed to smoke it

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