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    Exclamation I need a doctor! Is there a doctor in the house!?

    so , ive been having sharp pains all around, and i have no clue what it is, it doesnt last long, but its like a knife is stabbing my in my chest or side or stomach or ne where in my torso area. what could this mean?????
    Dont worry,Im not gonna do what everyone thinks im gonna do and FLIP OUT MAN!..all i wanna know is whos comin with me?Everything I say and post are lies!!!! MyGrow!!!!

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    some version of arrest.
    everything i say or do is nothing, i am not a pot smoker, pot is a drug that is a addiction, i am just a puppet for a test that is run by duke or possibly nc state.

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    Ok i'll give you the prison doctors examination.

    Doctor..... You say you have pains in your chest !

    You........Yes doc & it's kicking my ass.

    Doctor........How long do the pains last ?

    You........Not very long doc but they hurt like fuk !

    Doctor.......Do you smoke ciggarettes ?

    You...........Yes i do.

    Doctor............Quit smoking & you'll get better.

    You............WTF !.

    Doctor.............Next !

    Wish i could help more .

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    lol i wanted to ask if his finger was broken panhead
    everything i say or do is nothing, i am not a pot smoker, pot is a drug that is a addiction, i am just a puppet for a test that is run by duke or possibly nc state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panhead View Post
    Ok i'll give you the prison doctors examination.

    Doctor..... You say you have pains in your chest !

    You........Yes doc & it's kicking my ass.

    Doctor........How long do the pains last ?

    You........Not very long doc but they hurt like fuk !

    Doctor.......Do you smoke ciggarettes ?

    You...........Yes i do.

    Doctor............Quit smoking & you'll get better.

    You............WTF !.

    Doctor.............Next !

    Wish i could help more .
    lol!!!!
    Well, it could be muscle spasms, or heart murmurs. You should def. see a doctor, soon!
    This could lead to serious things that lead to hear-attacks. Are older, or in the range for cardio problems?
    If so you need a doctor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wh00p View Post
    lol i wanted to ask if his finger was broken panhead
    I know it sounds funny but that is the way you get examined in Michigan prisons.

    Dig this,i woke up one morning & my jaw was killing me,i woke my celly up & asked him if he punched me or some shit while i was sleeping,he said "god damm man,your faced is jacked up",turned out that i had an abcess tooth & my jaw was swelled up like i had a golf ball under it.

    The exam speech i wrote in this thread was exactly what i got from the prison doc,i burst the abcess myself in my cell later that night with an ink pen.

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    Oh trust me pan, My dads been in Jail for a few years, Its no joke. Im sure some of my family members can relate.
    everything i say or do is nothing, i am not a pot smoker, pot is a drug that is a addiction, i am just a puppet for a test that is run by duke or possibly nc state.

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    Just go to the emergency room, its quicker. But seriously see a doctor man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by panhead View Post
    I know it sounds funny but that is the way you get examined in Michigan prisons.

    Dig this,i woke up one morning & my jaw was killing me,i woke my celly up & asked him if he punched me or some shit while i was sleeping,he said "god damm man,your faced is jacked up",turned out that i had an abcess tooth & my jaw was swelled up like i had a golf ball under it.

    The exam speech i wrote in this thread was exactly what i got from the prison doc,i burst the abcess myself in my cell later that night with an ink pen.
    3 years in ohio prison isn't much different man. Pulled out my jacked up wisdom tooth in my cell with some tweezzers bro'!! bled like shit but it turned out fine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmafia513 View Post
    3 years in ohio prison isn't much different man. Pulled out my jacked up wisdom tooth in my cell with some tweezzers bro'!! bled like shit but it turned out fine!
    Well shit the bed,a buckeye,were neighbors,maybe this summer when im down your way we can meet up & burn a few

    The wife & i ride our touring bike alot in ohio,we really like the secondary roads around the Sidney area,we went to some famous caverns around there a few years back that we really liked & decided to ride the country roads in the area every summer,i think they were the ohio caverns but i could be all fuked up on the name.

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