Big Guy can't get clean!!! Help!!

**unforgiven1420** · 11-13-2008, 11:18 AM

Like the title says. Big guy. 6' 4" about 290. Daily smoker for last 12 years. Been smoke free for about a month and 3 weeks. Home test still showing positive. Got about 2 more weeks until the test but I thought i'd be clean well before now. Any pointers would be appreciated. Any chance handling plants won't allow my to clean out all the thc? or is just that i'm a fat ass and its gonna take longer?

**skiskate** · 11-13-2008, 11:20 AM

You need to exercise and drink lots and lots of water and that will help speed the process up.

**stunned** · 11-13-2008, 11:24 AM

Get your fat ass into the gym drink like 2 gallons of water a day and sweat that shit right back out. If that doesn't work buy a whizinator

**mahlye** · 11-13-2008, 11:25 AM

yeah man get in the gym and sweat.

**unforgiven1420** · 11-13-2008, 11:30 AM

I never had to quit before. I guess i alweays thought even a fat ass got rid of the evidence in 30 days or so. Been working out an hour a day or so for the last 2 weeks but a buddy of mine says thats why i'm pissin positive and if i stop now i should be below the level of the test. Anybody buy that one or should i continue working out until test day?

**MrFishy** · 11-13-2008, 11:30 AM

In lieu of actual physical effort, I might try a different testing method than the one always showing you dirty?
I can't imagine simply being around plants and tending them would keep the thc reading "dirty" . . . unless you're wading in it naked, then MAYBE enough could absorb thru your skin, MAYBE?
I think it should be gone by 7 weeks.

**strangerdude562** · 11-13-2008, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by unforgiven1420

Like the title says. Big guy. 6' 4" about 290. Daily smoker for last 12 years. Been smoke free for about a month and 3 weeks. Home test still showing positive. Got about 2 more weeks until the test but I thought i'd be clean well before now. Any pointers would be appreciated. Any chance handling plants won't allow my to clean out all the thc? or is just that i'm a fat ass and its gonna take longer?

Go to trader joe's day before test get flax seed meal and 100% concentrate cranberry juice and jug it the night before. Being the weight you are, THC stores in fat and as long as you have that fat it will be in your system. If you get haired tested you will definitely show positive.

**gogrow** · 11-13-2008, 11:40 AM

i am a skinny guy, with a 6% body fat... i am still testing dirty (as of monday), and that is after 23days... also have heard that for heavy smokers (no pun intended

) that it can take up to 90 days to clean out naturally....

**unforgiven1420** · 11-13-2008, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by MrFishy

In lieu of actual physical effort, I might try a different testing method than the one always showing you dirty?
I can't imagine simply being around plants and tending them would keep the thc reading "dirty" . . . unless you're wading in it naked, then MAYBE enough could absorb thru your skin, MAYBE?
I think it should be gone by 7 weeks.

Fat or heavy does not mean lazy. I have no problem with "physical effort". come on though you never wanted to wade into your garden naked. I mean its not gay if you kill all the males first.

**MrFishy** · 11-13-2008, 11:50 AM

If folks are testing + weeks/months after not using, then what do the tests actually prove?
It certainly wouldn't be fair judiciously to impose some restriction based on these results. I'd FLIP if I'd been clean for 7 weeks and got into any trouble for a false +.

Wasn't implying laziness at all . . . all things being equal, it shouldn't matter with an all-inclusive medically accepted test.
I sleep w/my crop.