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Old 04-30-2007, 02:00 PM
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I have to pass a piss test for a new job i'm starting.. thank god for synthetic urine. I use to quit smoking weed for about 30 - 35 days (i have low body fat) and drink loads of water and cran juice during that time frame. Then i would go and buy a self test kit and make sure i'm cool before i do the deed, but now i use this stuff called 'GoNumber1'. Last time i used this stuff was 8 months ago and i passed so hopefully i'm good to go. I'll let you guys know what happens.

I'm so stoned right now haha
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:03 PM
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where do you get this "GoNumber1" at?

Good luck on the the whole job thing!

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LOL, that's some pretty cool shit I,ve seen the ones that are actually shaped like a dick before but never knew about this one.

Let's us know how it goes!

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Old 04-30-2007, 10:04 PM
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I got my test results back a few hours ago.... PASS!!!!!

GoNumber1 woohoo!
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LOL, that's some pretty cool shit I,ve seen the ones that are actually shaped like a dick before but never knew about this one.

Let's us know how it goes!

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The whizzinator. I think it was Onterio Smith who got busted wit that in an airport, right?

I used to have to take tests in college. The NCAA watches you drop your drawers and fill the cup on 2 days notice... I ate 2 boxes of Cert-O (fruit pectin stuff... used for making jams & jellies), took a bottle vitamin B12 (that shit burns you up!... over the 2 day period) and drank easily 5 gallons of water a day. I passed.

When the team doc tested, I used to have the kicker pee in a little travel shampoo bottle. I'd stick that in my drawers, walk to the training room, grab my cup, go to a stall (while being watched) and fill the cup. I passed three of those.

AND NICE JOB PASSING YOUR TEST.
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Yeah congrats on the test Major Toke!

So did you get the job or what?

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Hey Major, congrats on your successful test results. I knw a method a little cheaper. Called Magnesieum Citrate. I found out about it in the military, my recruiter turned me on to it. It only cost about $3 at yo local drug store. It has never fail me, only if u have proper notice.
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:43 PM
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nice work major, we have some stuff in oz with some really weird name, hence not naming it here, i will try to find it though, that you take only 6 hours befor a test. its natural and what all the government ppl use here yto hide there habits. great for those day befor tests.
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HighPhi i'm intrested in learning about that stuff you mentioned.
tzell29 i'll look into that Magnesieum Citrate for next time maybe...

I start work in... 7.5 hours so yeah i got the job.

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