so a bunch of europeans came to northern north america several centuries ago and started a holiday about how thankful for the helpful natives. then they screwed them over. now europe is one of the most "diplomatic" continents in the world, towards each other, relatively. whatever. but the people who made it across the pond are stuck with this paradoxially inspired holiday.

my friday getting 11 hours of DEEP sleep the night before, consisted of a powerful protein (natural, no protein shit bs, actual food) rich breakfast. classes until 2 pm, immediately followed 8 hours or so of tennis. the hitting got hard. i get home about 11 and had the largest turkey dinner ever known to mankind, with a large quantity of barley-water. the night was capped off by attending a birthday kegger (excuse to get drunk) mess-fest with some of my main mates and numba 1 ladies. i havnt seen them since school started in september so beligerence (spelling) was through the roof. pure stupidity.

thankfully, due to the large quantity of b-vitamins i ate during the day, no aftereffects of alcohol was felt. so the next day i replicated my breakfast and proceeded back to tennis courts with a sober hitting partner and went at it for another 5 hours. we talked so much sh*t to each other it. all good though. after getting back, i proceeded to finish the other half of the turkey dinner. again, healthiest dinner ever, TWO DAYS in a row! it was amazing. my diet usually consists of maceroni, potato crisps, and pizza. i capped the night off with a massive blunt with my mates. i like mary jane.

this morning i am feeling the effects though. extreme constipation, but i solved that problem with sheer determination. however, my buttock and hamstrings have been converted to pure lactic acid. thank god for rich friends though. this is due to the tennis (i am not athletic by any means) not because of the constipation, to be clear. however as i type this, i can only think of two picture that describe how i am doing right now in this present time;

real egyptian tobacco
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FULL RELAXATION MODE
happy thanksgiving canada