• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

• A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
• Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• Starfish haven't got brains.
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

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There are more than 10,000 different varieties of tomatoes...

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens
the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300
times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

There is only one McDonalds in the world where the golden arches are not golden - they are white... That is in Paris, France.

• A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
• The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
• Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
• The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

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The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.


Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.

The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead.

Barney, the famous dinosaur that entertains kids is from Dallas.

• The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".
• The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
• John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
• The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
• Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
• The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.
• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
• Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

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DwR's Penis is exactly 1 foot ! omg !

did u know that.. now u know :P :P

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pigs orgasm is 30 min
dolphins and humans are the only two living species that have sex for pleasure

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. (But they know new yorkese. fuck you, shithead, asshole,scumbag,etc. funny how you learn the bad words first)
Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (That's just downright wrong)
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. (Aw shit, now there gonna make another pill for us old guys)
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. (Unlike me, I fall to the left)
Most lipstick contains fish scales.(You telling me Ive been kissing carp all these years?)

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KiloBit is a fictitious character from the comic WooHoo.....all pictures are CS2 creations with the intent of artistic expression.. dialog is fiction as well....