I've has my share of buzz kills, but they usually last for a couple of minutes then I just continue being high. Any one got any buzz kill stories?

i remember one time my friend thought he had superhuman strength and picked me up and threw me on the couch. what a buzz kill eh?

When I Go out to get some fast Food munchies and a police car takes up residency on my rear bumper despite a lane change or two, That usually kills my Buzz.

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smoked two fat blunts and were rolling around la ciudad when we get a call from some people who were hanigng out with our friend, saying that we had to come pick her up. We get there and she's freaking out and crying and dry heaving and all that. So it turns out she got roofied by some of the dickless dudes she was hanging out with. ended up having to take her to the hospital and shit.. pff what two blunts? i might as well had been at a funeral.

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cops can always kill my buzz pretty fast

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biggest buzz killer line in the world,,," im sorry the shake machine is broke" lol

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Getting a call to say that your dog wont live much longer.

Love you Lashy mate...

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5-0 outside your house right after you toke up and have a grow going on kinda sucks...

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my buzz kill story is kindof fucked up. but mind you it was mid February and it was very icy.

It started as any normal day would... we had woken up around 9:30 or so and proceeded to lounge about idly till around 11. We had just lost our jobs the previous day, making us newly re-unemployed. Bad news aside, we had already made arrangements to begin work at burger queen. All we had to do was drop the applications off and BAM! New job.. Simple eh? Well we had finished smoking 2 bowls and got dressed. We had decided to run up to town. You know, to drop off the applications and what not. We pulled out of the driveway still trying to find suitable music for the ride up. We lit our cigarettes, and got situated. As we pulled around the corner to cross train tracks some few hundred feet up the way. We slow down for the turn... speed up a bit... slow down for the bump... speed up for the hill... doing around 25... see the train... hit the brakes... slide... 20mph... train's coming... still sliding... 15mph... car starts to turn... still sliding... we're gonna hit... 8mph... sliding... we collide... nose to nose... time slows... screaming... air bags inflate..fast... car is quickly filled with smoke and dust from the air bag... we spin... hits again... passenger side... near the gas tank... shoots us off the road into a ditch... WE ARE FINE!!! cool shit huh? Not a fucking scratch... holy shit were we counting our blessings.. Anyway.. We got out of the car and embraced each other like... well... we had been just hit by a train. Confessions of everlasting love were confessed. Police arrived a long time later. It was cold out that day. Thats alright, sometimes a warm gust of air from inside the cop car (where the cop (<–dick) questioned us) would rush up and thaw our faces for but a second. What a sweet guy that pig... well thats it. We are fine, we are out a car but hey, it's a small price to pay for our lives.

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all of my statements are total crap ...don't believe anything I say.

this ones kinda like the begining of "super troopers"... 4 of us were crusin around in my good friends car, smokin it up... we were all fuckin ripped and it was about 1am on a wednesday... anyways, we were all heading home up this 4 lane road. absolutely no cars around at all. speed limit was 45, and the driver was doin about 55-60... all of a sudden we come around this corner and there was a cop sitting on the side of the road, on the opposite side, pointing the opposite direction... and the driver slowed down to the speed limit, but as soon as we passed the cop, he turned around, and followed us all the way up this fuckin road... we were all freakin out, rolling down windows, lighting cigarettes, hidin weed in shoes and shit.... anyways, he followed us for a while and just turned around! man o man, we were all like "FUCK!!!" and then just smoked more weed

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