I forgot how to take a piss..
I just got this quarter of mango kush like 2 days ago, I smoked a couple g's with a friend, then the next day I'm at my apartment and I go outside (no smoking inside ) and I light up a few bowls, smoke like 2g's or something. Like this was really good stuff haha.

So then I go back into my apartment and just chill.. so I have to take a piss real bad. I go to the bathroom or what ever, try to take a piss.. but I can't rofl. I'm like what the hell, standing there for like 10 minutes with my cock out.

I finally am just like fuck that and just chill out, I just thought it was 'cause I was really high that I couldn't. So then when I'm sober.. I try to take a piss.. What the fuck, it's not coming out! So I sit down and then I try, I succeed!!

Then I go to sleep, in the morning, try again.. it only works when I sit down
WHAT THE FUCK!!

Yeah, I know, pretty random. But I'm also pretty damn high.
I'm thinking of posting my reasons on why asians eyes or like -.- instead of o.o

Im gonna be completely honest with you........the same thing happens to me sometimes but only when im high. It feels like i have to take a piss i go to the bathroom im standing above the toilet with my dick out. But minutes pass with nothing happening. And the feelings there you can feel the urge to have to wizz but for some reason it just wont come out. But it always eventually starts flowing and when it does its the best feeling.
lol

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it's the weirdest thing ever eh?
It's like.. you're just standing there and then it feels like.. 20 minutes.. and nothing aha.

lol it happens your just standing there like fuck im too high to be standing here pissing HURRY UP DOWN THERE

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I'm going to smoke a few more bowls and then post my Asian theory..

heres a question since asian peoples eyes are like -.- if they get high and get chinese eyes do they go blind ?

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I actually did this the other day... Drunk and high made me stand there like a dickhead in the bathroom NOT pissing.

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im curious but feel free to tell your friend to talk about white people

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Run to the bedroom, In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.

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I KNOW NOTHING I SEE NOTHING I GROW NOTHING
WHEN SCREWED WE MULTIPLY