Your Stoner Lingo

I was catching some waves yesterday and was invited to go smoke a " BING BANG BANGER"....i laughed my ass off. Never heard of a bong being called a " Bing Bang Banger"...Really made me wonder if I heard the guy correctly, and I also wondered if I was still feeling some lingering effects of the tsp of oil I ingested the previous day.

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i live in a small ass town in texas and...

*weed=bud/dank/supa/heat/fire/heat lightning. old timers use the phrase kind bud lol
*blunt="b fatlee"/blount/rillo/gar/swisher(we only smoke swisher sweet originals)
*joints=j's (me and my friends dont really smoke joints)
*bongs= whatever the brand name of the bong is (ex: wanna go smoke out of the medicali?)
*pipes= s a b (smoke a bowl) this doesnt apply to bongs
*terms after we smoke are; blazed, "fuckin lit", "im hiiiiiigh", cashed.

Me and all my friends just think of the most ridiculous thing to say, and if it makes no sense, its about weed. no matter what. lol

heres what we do...

Friend: pop sesh?
Me: you know it..


or...

Me:Lets get fucked up.

or...

lets blaze thats shit up niggguhh!

or...

Me: u know what time it is?
Friend: Meet u there in 5 minutes

lets blaze burn it stoned lets get high

In my town the word's WEET
combination of sweet, wheat (quality), and weed
a term used for being high, quality of it, and type of high, WEET is Clear headed and stoned, body high weed around here is narcs or downers.

We're havin' a safety meet'n

Silverthin said:

We're havin' a safety meet'n

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safety first, then teamwork.


In FL, you hear "lets go peep a snap/blunt/bowl"

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safety first, then teamwork. "

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I say bun most ppl i know do..

If someone starts preparing MJ to be smoked, we call out order; as in "taps" = I got it after the person who rolled/loaded it, "trips" = the person who gets it after that, and "quats" = the person who gets it after that

We call dubs "twinkies", 8ths "skateboards", and ounces "onions" or "O's". We call percoset 30's "little blue things" and oxy 80's "big boys" lol...

I can't think of anything else atm...

smoke blaze burn.... yo u wanna blaze or yo u wanna burn

in queens

yo, wanna dance with bing fuckin crosby? is code for lets hit the bong.

In Tdot the famous line is Shhhhpark it!!! or bluntly smoke a fucking DOOB!!

in our town we either say rip a bowl or poke some smot

Im from South Africa, so I assume our terms are a combo of local terms as well as international. Some I think my friends and I have made up over the years**!

Droogies (pronounced with a guttural g / germanic g sound) - cotton mouth
Laghies (pronounced with a guttural g / germanic g sound) - uncontrolled laughter
Bankie - bank bag filled with weed
Rook (afrikaans word)- smoke
Dagga (pronounced with a guttural g / germanic g sound) - weed
Blaze - smoke
Rip a bill** - smoke a bong
Pip - seed
Dikgerook - fucking blazed! (afrikaans)
Mull - taking out the seeds / stems
Swazi - genertc cheap SA weed...I assume like mexican weed in the US?

Will add more if I think of any!

round my area we call order of hits kinda like you call shotty in the car.

it goes Greens, Pokes, Trails, Butthole, and Doube Butthole

edit: we poke smot here too

Does rolling a whiteboy count?

onion=o, cheeseburger=qp, pack/unit=full. Headies, dank, nugs, loud, funk, ganj.

Growing up we called it 'green tomatoes' ... then it went to 'satchel' and now we call it 'Bob' (Bag Of Bud)