Yes.. It's been asked a thousand times before

DropsOfJupiter said:

if you have cayenne pepper somewhere in your luggage or pockets( where ever you put it) it will fuck up the dogs smell.

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It will trigger the dog and they will open up your luggage. Any reaction the dog gives other than passivity is going to cause them to open your luggage. The cayenne pepper "trick" works when the dogs inhale it. In your example, the pepper is contained, much like said drugs. Either way, the dog can still pick out marijuana from pepper or it would be pointless to use them and we would all smell like cayenne pepper all day. Way to spread that myth onto another poor, unsuspecting soul. Pat yourself on the back for your fact checking skills, sir!

I think my asshole is the safest place to be honest.

You guys know those machines that can supposedly "smell" drugs? I've heard about them but never seen any... Aren't those only used on people selected by the TSA in America?

What about the full body scanners? I heard they only have them in a few EU airports... ? And if ever I was scanned by one, they would think the weed up my ass is a big (well actually rather small) piece of shit, right?

Anyway I think (and I really hope), that they won't have to search me anymore than the next person.

I have never seen dogs in the airport where I'm from - they just ask you to go through the metal detector and that's it, don't even pat you down half the time. And if ever I saw dogs, I hope they will not be able to smell the weed in a baggy, wrapped in plastic, covered in scotch tape and Vaseline AND stuck up my ass... Seems kind of improbable to me.

if you're willing to do this to get a small amount of weed on the plane, i think you have to question how much worse prison would be
you're already doing the rectal penetration part
seriously, maybe you could do without weed for a few weeks

http://www.WeBeHigh.com - local breakdown of MJ situation for just about anywhere on the planet.

dinobelly said:

http://www.WeBeHigh.com - local breakdown of MJ situation for just about anywhere on the planet.

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Haha, my destination ain't on that site... Now do you see my problem?

man just listen get yourself a stash lighter ( clippers are the best ones) but your mega wrapped airsealed bud inside and fill it with hair gel once you put stash lighter cap back on it seals and the gel defeats the smell.
got the idea off my dad who would fill text tubes with ganja plug em with a cork and stick them inside bottles of gel

aint to late am i ?

OMFG! Peanut Butter! hello? No one's heard of this?
My boss uses this all the time to take 1/4lbs on flights.
Take a jar of Peanut Butter, empty into a bowl leaving sides covered w/ peanut butter.
Triple Bag your shit, and stuff it in, filling the jar the rest of the way, and seal.
Pack in suitcase, and go.
When checked it's Peanut butter!
Open the jar, it's peanut butter! Dogs love peanut butter BTW.

I use salsa on train trips.

trichlone fiend said:

...put it in a sandwich bag, then in your shoe, under the sole. Mason jars are the only way to kill the smell, imo.

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Shoes go through the xray machine, it would be seen.

a friend of mine buys a gift box of Malabar Pepper. About 6 to 8 bottles of it to a box, empty a bottle put it in the middle of the other bottles. The the dogs will not smell it over the 7 or 8 oz. of very pungent pepper. If asked why so much pepper tell them they are gifts and that Malabar is the best there is.

just stick it up ur ass...they cant smell it then lol

rzza said:

buy smelly proof bags. you can get them online and their called 'smelly proof' bags

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Smell proof bags are largely bullshit, but the can work for a very small amount of time. If someone does do this to board a plane, you'll need a few bags. Put the bud in one of them, wait till you're about to go through security and then go to the bathroom and put that bag inside another bag. Once you're on the plane and about to arrive at your destination, repeat this process. By no means is this a full proof plan though.

All containers perforate over time. Listen to this guy, he's a former narcotics officer and knows his shit.

http://nevergetbusted.com/2010/

Now I might have just been watching too much "I Am Legend" but couldn't you make a small container to fit in your perineum, but have the container filled with ammonia(maybe add pepper? Dogs can't smell through that right lol?), then throw a smaller container or just water proof it somehow, then just wrap that thing in duct tape and tape it to gooch? hah

I never have had to hide anything while traveling so this is just some harebrained scheme. The ammonia part.. the perineum was situation for you =P

Once again.........the dog's smell receptors don't get overpowered by one odor over another. They smell each individual odor separately. **Bangs head on everything** Why is this so hard to understand? You can't cover it with pepper, ammonia, ass, etc..... You can cover it in pepper, spray it with ammonia and shove it up your ass and the dog is going to smell POT, ammonia, pepper, and your gnarly butthole! LOL

put it in a sock and throw it into youir checkin baggage. i travel international that way no trouble,

Here's a real-world example most people can relate to. Ever walk into the bathroom shortly after someone dropped a deuce and sprayed air freshener? Smells like someone took a shit in a field of wildflowers right? Same concept with a dog's sense of smell.

tip top toker said:

put it in a sock and throw it into youir checkin baggage. i travel international that way no trouble,

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That's the best way to do it IMO - toss it in the checked bag and don't sweat it.

Hahahahaha best thread ever

Would you really wanna smoke it after? xD