Would you carry synthetic urine on a airplane?

ganja38

Member
So here's my situation. I've got a phone interview for a job coming up that could require drug testing. If I pass the phone interview i'll have to do a in person interview that would require travel on a airplane. I suspect that following this would be the drug testing. Would that be usual practice for an employer? Or do you think they would ask me to do the test when i'm back home? I can't currently pass a test but have a bottle of quick fix i'd like to use. I'm curious if anyone has traveled with fake piss before, specifically on a airplane carry on. Would be curious about checked luggage as well? I understand it would be subjected to all the volume limits for liquids and gels, but i'm curious if it would suggest something suspicious to authorities. Anyone with any experience with something like this?
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
i've never done it, but don't really see a problem doing so... i wouldn't put it in my carry on luggage, but rather my checked luggage, and just leave it in the box it comes in not opened so they know what it is and what not..
 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member
So that it takes a piss on you when the cabin pressurizes?
Lol I keed...
But it is not an illegal product, I don't see why not.
 

ganja38

Member
Cool...thanks for the advice. So you think leaving it in the box is best? So you don't think its a problem if security blatantly knows i'm traveling with fake piss? I guess its not illegal to have, but didn't know if it being so unusual might cause some suspicion. Would rather not have to talk to anyone about why I travel with fake piss.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Cool...thanks for the advice. So you think leaving it in the box is best? So you don't think its a problem if security blatantly knows i'm traveling with fake piss? I guess its not illegal to have, but didn't know if it being so unusual might cause some suspicion. Would rather not have to talk to anyone about why I travel with fake piss.
i can't see them asking any questions, it's perfectly legal after all.. and i find shit in the non carry on stuff wouldn't get looked at nearly as hard as carry on luggage imo..
the only reason i say to keep it in the box was so they know what it is and won't be asking you a bunch of questions about what that yellow substance in a bottle in your luggage is..
and keeping the box sealed would only go further to squash any questions, again, imo..
 

ganja38

Member
thanks man...i really appreciate the advice. I have the box and all original packaging, but the box has been opened. I'm not sure, but I don't think it was ever sealed with anything. I could put a little piece of tape on it, but then i'd worry that they'd see through my attempt to seal the box, and potentially cause more of an alert? I realize i'm looking into this way too much, just don't want anything unexpected to come up. Suppose if I put it in checked luggage, chances are it will probably never really get looked at.
 

bullwinkle60

Well-Known Member
I wouldn't worry about getting it on the plane as much as I would about it working. Better that you borrow some clean urine from someone. Maybe you could strike up a conversation with the person sitting next to you and ask them to donate if they can.
 
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