Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by thatguywiththeface, Jul 6, 2013.
I am new here. I am also a watermelon.
My name is Dylan.
Dylan the watermelon.
Hmmm well are you seedless? That's gonna be the deciding factor....in Any case have a good time here at riu
You'll fit in perfectly. It's a fuckin fruit salad up in here. Carry on
Not sure. Anyway, here's how my magical watermelon self was brought to life. Don't tear up or fap, it's quite...expressive.
What do you mean?..I don't see anything about your face..
But can you play the flute with your penis?
o..hahahaha..im a girl lol..so no..but, welcome to RIU and DON'T feed the TROLLS!
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