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Why hello.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by thatguywiththeface, Jul 6, 2013.

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    thatguywiththeface

    thatguywiththeface New Member

    I am new here. I am also a watermelon.


    My name is Dylan.




    Dylan the watermelon.
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    qwizoking

    qwizoking Well-Known Member

    Hmmm well are you seedless? That's gonna be the deciding factor....in Any case have a good time here at riu:)
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    EvlMunkee

    EvlMunkee Active Member

    You'll fit in perfectly. It's a fuckin fruit salad up in here. Carry on
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    thatguywiththeface

    thatguywiththeface New Member

    Not sure. Anyway, here's how my magical watermelon self was brought to life. Don't tear up or fap, it's quite...expressive.

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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    What do you mean?..I don't see anything about your face..:hug:
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    thatguywiththeface

    thatguywiththeface New Member

    But can you play the flute with your penis?
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    o..hahahaha..im a girl lol..so no..but, welcome to RIU and DON'T feed the TROLLS!

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