Why are fake vaginas weird?
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Lease contracts only, I think, both short-and long-term ... cn
fishwhistle
Active Member
If it flys,floats or fucks its cheaper to rent it!
Chief Walkin Eagle
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I dont have one but I like what Joe Rogan has to say about them. "C'mon, your going to jack off anyways!"
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
'Twas here. His flies were showing. cn
Padawanbater2
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How tough could it be to clean it? I'd imagine if loads are blown into them, the designers would have made the cleanup process pretty easy. Take it apart, run some water through it, close it back up, jizz isn't like coffee on a white shirt, all it takes is some warm running water to clean it up, maybe some dish soap if things get a little out of control, but no more difficult to clean than a vibrator I'd imagine
The last thing I'd do is jizz in it then stick it back in the drawer! That's simply unsanitary
BustinScales510
Well-Known Member
Cleaning them is a lot easier than getting someone out of your house and cheaper than cab fare in the long run 
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
My mechanic says, "if it has tires, or tits, it's going to cost you alot of money". You are always as good as you wanna be with a sex toy.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
They aren't microwave safe ... cn
Hepheastus420
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I haven't tried one yet. But if I didn't have somebody to give it too at the moment or if she wouldn't mind if I got one, I'd buy one just for the experience lol. I mean, even if I'm really weirded out, I'll get to say I smashed that pocket pussy !!
But she would get mad, so I'll hold off. And just use the second runner up behind a warm and moist pussy. Which is my fellow hand.. when she's not around for a bit.
Vagina
Hand
plastic vagina
In that order
But she would get mad, so I'll hold off. And just use the second runner up behind a warm and moist pussy. Which is my fellow hand.. when she's not around for a bit.
Vagina
Hand
plastic vagina
In that order
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
Ok, I take it back! Just real vagina or my hand for me
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Pipe Dream
Well-Known Member
I sure am glad I have a penis!!