Whizzinator and synthetic urine

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MMMpatient

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Hey guys, just got done with a job interview this yesterday and I got the job! During the interview I was told that I would most likely be drug tested, FUCK!
Well, I just bought the whizzinator and got the 2 day shipping option, so it should be here tomorrow or Wednesday.

How does the synthetic urine that comes with the whizzinator work? I can try to scrounge up some clean urine, but I would much rather not (kind of degrading for an adult male). Does anyone have experience with this? The lab I am going through is LabCorp.

I have done countless google searches and I think I have lurked at least 10 forums looking at information, however I know that drug tests do change and improve to discourage the use of synthetic urine so I wanted some more recent information.

Any input/experience/words of encouragement would be appreciated!! This is a dream job for me and I really don't want to fuck it up.
 
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redivider

Well-Known Member
MMMpatient said:
Hey guys, just got done with a job interview this yesterday and I got the job! During the interview I was told that I would most likely be drug tested, FUCK!
Well, I just bought the whizzinator and got the 2 day shipping option, so it should be here tomorrow or Wednesday.

How does the synthetic urine that comes with the whizzinator work? I can try to scrounge up some clean urine, but I would much rather not (kind of degrading for an adult male). Does anyone have experience with this? The lab I am going through is LabCorp.

I have done countless google searches and I think I have lurked at least 10 forums looking at information, however I know that drug tests do change and improve to discourage the use of synthetic urine so I wanted some more recent information.

Any input/experience/words of encouragement would be appreciated!! This is a dream job for me and I really don't want to fuck it up.
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your best bet is to get some clean urine. it's a lot harder than it sounds. if it's at a lab then they might test it for organic markers that synthetic urine doesn't carry.

google search THC false positive test.

there's gonna be a long list of everyday foods and drugs that may give a false positive result. make sure you leave it on the record that your taking something that may give a false positive just in case you fail, you can re-test with clean urine.
 
secretweapon

secretweapon

Active Member
+1 for someone else's clean urine.
Yes and remember they will test it for temp. If you use the wizz it comes with a heating unit, if not then piss in a condom then tape said condom underneath your nuts, the gouch. It needs to stay in the upper 90s.
 
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MMMpatient

Member
Thanks guys, I really hope this turns out for the best. As a medical patient it is endlessly frustrating to deal with this bullshit.
 
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