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What would 2 computer programs have to say to each other?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Downtowntillman, Jan 31, 2018.

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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    I worked on a Wang VS-80 back in the 80s, and a 10 megabyte disk pack was $10,000. :o
     
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    whitebb2727

    whitebb2727 Well-Known Member

    The ones I saw weren't quit like that pic. I couldn't find one exactly like it. It was crazy. There was a huge room full of them.
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    I think these were the ones at the place I worked

    [​IMG]
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    I just worked on a wang this morning...
     
  5. Try to gain some fucking pride for yourself toe you look like a fucking toe.
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Did you have a stroke or something? Nothing you post makes any sense. Useless...
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Calling someone a "toe" is the most pathetic insult I've ever seen. :roll:
     
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    chiqifella

    chiqifella Well-Known Member

    "This time I'll hold my floppy straight while you backup slowly to avoid a slipped disc or another shut down.
    Tomorrow I'll be the lap-top and you be the hard drive."
     
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  9. DO YOU KNOW THE STORY OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK ? THIS MAN WAS A GANGSTA HE WAS SMART AND GOOD LOOKING HAD A WAY OF PLENTIFUL HERBS AND HEARD THE VOICES OF GOD HE TOOK TO HIS SHOVEL AND SAID HYAHH, AND BROKE THE DAMN GROUND BENEATH HIS FEET WHERE HE FOUND A SEWER LINE WITH ONLY ONE STROKE OF A DIG THIS MAN THEN FOLLOWED THE SEWER LINE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT AS HE HAD ONLY DUG ONE HOLE

    HE FOUND ANOTHER MAN AND ASKED HIM FOR A FIGHT THE MAN DECLINED HE SAID OKAY AND WALKED BACK TO HIS HOUSE AND STARED AT THE SEWER LINE FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL HIS PERCEPTION CHANGED AND THEN HE TOOK A NAP


    THE END.
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    ^^ Idiot. Thanks for illustrating my point for me. Seems like dementia is creeping in...
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Sad.
     
  12. AH HAHAHAHA
     
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    whitebb2727

    whitebb2727 Well-Known Member

    I think those were the ones I saw.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Good comeback. :sleep:

    Did your daddy marry his sister? o_O
     
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    .nobody.

    .nobody. Well-Known Member

    Ok
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    We had an IBM machine and I told my manager that I thought something was wrong because the disk drive was wobbling. It was bad!
    He said it was mounted on a stand that was meant to wobble.
    WTF? :roll:
    I also remember you could literally hide a dead body in a mainframe computer.
    They were made big because they cost a zillion dollars. Bigger was better in the eyes of the consumer... :dunce:
     
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    chiqifella

    chiqifella Well-Known Member

    I like to cook my friends and family and pets
    lets eat Grandpa

    what's missing here?
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Silverware? J/k. Punctuation, most noticeably commas...
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    ...and capitalization.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    The apostrophe? :P
     

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