What Kind Of Pothead Are You?

JayDubya said:

I suppose I'm a pretty "productive" stoner. I always clean my room or do some other odd job I was too lazy to do sober

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I feel you on this one. 95% of the time i'm in the kitchen doing dishes i'm stoned. Makes easy entertainment for dull situations But if I get a hold of the right sticky stanky bud, I can definitely melt into the couch and never wanna leave.

I'm a "take bong hits with my coffee" kind of stoner. I'm a celebrate 420 time ALL over the world kind of stoner... Now that I'm growing my very first plant I like to get baked and just look at it... LOL

I used to be an after school stoner back when I was in school. Now I'm a Xbox stoner. I like to sit in my chair and listen to some Tool and play video games while I talk on the headset to people. I like smoking with other people but I'm just as fine if not happier smoking by myself.

Im an introspective stoner, you learn a lot about yourself when you get deep into thought... And i learned how wire a metal halide ballast and how to be time efficient and how to identify cop cars from a mile away and how to read people and how to dance which oddly led me to learn how to kick someones ass... Too bad i need a job lol

I'm getting kinda agitated, everything people are trying to explain to me sounds so much more interesting; can't stand people who have a talk flash of a fucking hour or so tho.
Then again, I like to do my chores, little jobs around the house etc.

I'm an "anything I can do, I can do better and less boring stoned" stoner.

jfa916 said:

4 me it depends the kind of weed cause i do difernt things

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completly agreed some weed makes me want to go on a adventer one night i walked all through the night for one hug from a friend of mine

Im a lazy hungry tv watching stoner. I gained 20 pounds after my last grow

Sounds like your life rocks LOL! *nosarcasm*

Essex said:

Im a lazy stoner, I find it hard to keep up with my plants. lol

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I am also one lazy mother when I get high, however If i am doing something while getting high ie job application forms or just playing a game i focus well intense on it. Then again who doesn't

my stoner family and i talk about this all the time...

so far we have a few catagories. but they seem to be endless...AND every stoner can be multiple ones/switch back and forth/change the kind of stoner they are

like for example:
the Guru -stoner's who know their shit
the story teller- pretty self explanatory
the stereotypical stoner/noob- the "omg guys... my pants feel like they have little micro figers with fingers... and their tickling me" (don't get me wrong... this is funny... but not 24/7
the giggler- both boisterous and silent... but these are the dudes that never seem to quit laughing. and can also commonly cause the whole party to start laughing too.

like i said though... these are just fun catagories my stoner fam loves to come up with... i'm not saying quote me in webster's or anything..