Weed and Airport security

in your sock etc. is best carry on luggage is risky

In.The.Basement said:

I know someone who did the same thing with the shampoo bottle either leaving LA going to NY or visa versa, either way he got caught in Cali, got taken to a little room and the whole nine yards, luckily he was in a band and his agent sort of got him out of it ( or so i was told) but suposedly he was suposed to go back for court and never went and says he has a warrant out fo rhis arrest in cali...IDK point being don't put weed in a shampoo bottle

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dude theres no way...
ive done it probably about 8-10 times and everytime i did it out of logan airport where security is crazy and ive never got caught.. the one thing i make sure to do is put the weed in the bottle right before i get to the airport, that might have been what your buddy fucked up on..the smell of weed will bleed through a container so put the weed in there at the last possible second... oh well that sucks for him..worked great for me many times

iv herd of making a hole in peanutbutter and puting it in the hole smoothing some butter over the top and putting the lid back on

why would you bring peanut butter on an airplane? at least bring some jelly and bread too, tell em you hate airplane food

In.The.Basement said:

why would you bring peanut butter on an airplane? at least bring some jelly and bread too, tell em you hate airplane food

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but you are not allowed a knife to make the sandwich.

i hide my pot inside my laptop. I can fit easily 2 ounces without being detected. I just put the bag in my pocket most of the time, security is a fucking joke.

I'm flyin from cali to seattle....short flight. buddies have told me, easiest and simplest way is just to wrap it real good and stick it inside your briefs...as long as the smell is contained, is this not fail-proof?

ive seen ppl mention dogs and other security measures, but in all the times i've flown from seattle to cali and back, i've never seen a dog in an airport, except maybe right after 9/11, but definitely none in the last 5-6 years or so

thoughts?

on my way home from the cup i'm smuggling at least 100 seeds of whatever strain takes 1st place. They are a dime a dozen in Amsterdam. I plan on putting them in the pockets of my dirty cloths or putting them in box with my tulip bulbs, or putting them in a pack of flower seeds and then fishing them out when i get home. I'll let you know how it goes.

mangocronic69 said:

What about keeping it in my carry on bag a make up container?

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I have no idea if this would work or not... So don't try it on my advice... and I'm assuming that you're female because of the make up kit.

However, if you are male, stuff it off in the nastiest looking sex toy you can find and make it look well used! When you see that they've noticed your toy, wink at them and smile.


All joking aside... From other threads and post I've seen, the most popular advice is to keep it on you. But, even then, you could still get that extra search. Which by the way, I've heard (and not been able to confirm) if there's an 'S' on your boarding pass, you've been randomly selected for that extra search. Don't know if there's any truth to that or not. I'll see if I can find that thread and post the link here.

dude i flew to denver 2 weeks ago and took a half ounce no problems at all not one its simple i tucked that shit unda my well you know made sure i had nothing on me other than my psp bag nothing in my pockets walked up took my shoes off and my belt walked thru suited back up and split once you get thru ur gravy till you hit final distenation

Someone on page 8 mentioned hiding it w/peanut butter/container...
Probably a bad idea.

I've been on international flights since 9/11, with peanut butter (& other food stuffs! haha). They can't Xray through peanut butter, so they open the containers and see/smell/swab it. They even opened a new container on us.
Stay away from the PB&C unless you mean cookies! I distinctly recall something about ketchup too....not kidding.

I've done it 40 or 50 times. Just keep it in your change pocket on your blue jeans. You can't get too much in there, but a quarter oz or so. Then when you empty your pockets, you do not disturb your change pocket, and do not set off the metal detector.
If it is really smelly, then you can vacuum seal it. I have done this before. Just be cool and there will never ever be any problem. I do like the idea of sewing the end of a sock to your underwear. Somebody mentioned that earlier. That could allow for more buddage.

mangocronic69 said:

Is it possiable to bring weed with me on an in country flight(US)? What is the best way? Do those x-ray scanners see through everything? Where is it best to carry it - on my person, check in bag, or carry on bag.

What about keeping it in my carry on bag a make up container?

And what happens if I get caught at the air port? Anything different than normal?

Thanks for the help.

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Put the weed in a thick bag or balloon, lube it up and slide that sucker in your pooper. I hope you like marijuana a hell of alot!!!! Goodluck!

Wow this thread has been going since Jan. of 08. I wonder how or if any of these people on here took the suggestions and got popped at the airport. Just a thought. !0 months I wonder if that is some kinda of record or something. But I think that "Christianity has been debunked" has been running longer.

here is the problem now with this. Some airports like here in Vegas and in JFK have a speacial xray machine used for additional screening. What happens now is the same as DWI checkpoints. The police cant stop any car randomly but have to have a set pattern such as every 4 car gets pulled over. this is now being done at airports. every 3 maybe 4 person or it could be 10 person will get sent for the additional xray and these machines see ALL!!! I have seen them on the tv when introduced here in McArron and they pick up everything so you have to look for a person jut pulled aside and slide in behind them to be safe

dankforall said:

I have a friend that puts it in his but checks but double bag it first! just incase! as soon as you pass through the gates you can put it in your pocket. remember shoes off but if you dont have the extra screen type of look you will be fine. or if there is an S on your boading pass that is additional screening automatically.

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So here is the way I do it.

Step 1 - Go out and buy 2 smelly proof bags and one of those as seen on TV "eurosealers"
Step 2 - Put the ganja in the 1st smelly proof bag and then wash your hands and seal the bag. Then put the 1st Bag in the 2nd smelly proof bag.
Step 3 - Take the Eurosealer and seal the top of the 2nd smelly proof bag. Smelly Proof bags are great beause they have some extra plastic on the top that allows you to actually use the eurosealer to seal it twice.
Step 4 - I wear compression shorts and then boxers over them. I put the sealed bags under my nuts between.

I have never had any issues domestically or internationally.

I imagine your crotch must look like Adam Sandler's in "Don't mess with the Zohan".. LOL Sound like a whole lot more trouble than it is worth especially if you get busted. My family does quite a bit of traveling, My daughter is aboard studying in Paris. We all have seen too many bust in the airport to ever dream of doing something so stupid. I like my freedom and feel it is worth more than prison. Just my $0.02

blazed24sevn said:

Put the weed in a thick bag or balloon, lube it up and slide that sucker in your pooper. I hope you like marijuana a hell of alot!!!! Goodluck!

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or if ur really brave and male hide it under ur foreskin !!

Lots of good answers from everyone...I'm a see it to believe it kind of girl, will report back in a few days.

so it would be easy to sneak seeds in my checked bags, say under soles in shoes, short pockets, back of a cell phone battery, or a pill bottle ???

i wouldn't recommend trying that, ever heard of "locked up abroad"?