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KingJMS

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Howdy forum! Glad to've found you fine folks. I've spent more hours here than playing COD4 in the past week...and that means y'all're the shit!

Or something like that.

Pacific NW USA here. A transplant from ol tejas...cause they grow things better here. :bigjoint:

I've always been fascinated with that damn cannabis plant. It's like the apple...found worldwide. Amazing how a frikkin plant can enchant the human race with its stanky grace... anyhow, it got me.

Almost a 20 yr smoker...two thirds of the whole dang trip, so far! But I'd say it's only been the last four years that I really cemented my relationship with Mary for good, y'know? Quit fucking around with other drugz and settled down with one good, solid one that I can keep into retirement...

So I recently decided that I was tired of putting rims on cars of various college kids from the burbs. The kids whose parents get them fat pads off campus - you know, the kind of house with way too many rooms and maybe a basement?

A single 100-level horticulture class and two bux in overdue books will teach you how to turn 10x10 into ten large a month. Thanks for sending me to college, Mom and Dad!

I digress...ah yes. I've decided to quit picking random berries and sniffing leaves...I'm going to be the frikking medicine man!:idea:

I got two seedlings right now; basking under FL while I construct their new home.

One seedling (bagseed) was started outside in a bed. Just a finger in the ground and a seed in a hole...see you if you come up, chum! Well that may not've been the best idea as the days get shorter up here around the 43rd (i think) latitude...

A few days after green sprouts showed, the 1st true leaves started growing retarded. Maybe heat, water, whatever stress...so I transplanted that fucker. Now, it's looking like it may be trying to do something, so I've named this one The Great Green Hope...like 'hope it's a female...hope I get a smokeable quantity off this lil quasimodo'

The other seedling was found rattling around an old pill jar in my sock drawer. It must've been some super smoke for me to save the seed...but that was a year ago easily, and maybe even closer to three. Who knows WTF I was smoking...and what outside chance does this, admittedly sexy, thick and spotted seed have of germing?

Yeah right.

But, just to tempt fate, I scuffed it a bit and threw it in a little bit of wet dirt to germ. Sure nuff... (Fuckin ACE! lol)

So I scraped the seed husk off the taproot and buried it in a lil peat block. Today the plant stands crisp and proud, with a pair of true leaves flagging like Old Glory... I did that on 9/11, so I'm going to call this plant Freedom Weed.

Assuming it's a female...otherwise, I'll call it a damn shame I'm spending all this electricity to talk in low tones and lovingly caress a few dirty males.:wall:

So...I'll take flix for the forum. Of this and the other ish I hope to see soon from Nirvana...do the '1st time grow' journal thing. It's the least I can do after learning so much from y'all.

Next post, I promise...I'll be brief!

All that typing gave me cottonmouth! Off to sniff some bongfumes...bongsmilie

Peace
 

Boneman

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Howdy there pardner....Talked a good talk, cant wait to see the grow journal (s)

Loved the 9/11 relationship. I hope it turns out female

I have had great results using Nirvana but recently a mirror site opened up that was bullshit. I hope you ordered from the correct one? What strains did you order?

Welcome and keep it dank :)
 

KingJMS

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ZeroTransFat...nice signature. I petted some sweaty stuff once...well, maybe more than once, but that's why I quit drinking!

Boneman...thanx for the salutations. I'm trying not to get excited about the lil Freedom Weed plant. It's already beating the odds, y'know? But I've been to Vegas a time or two and I know how a streak can get...

Here's to big dank and beating the odds.

I did hear about nirvana's mirrorsite BS...I hope that ish got cleared up before I ordered. I did get a couple of the steps emails...not one for every step, but every couple days till I hit 7... now I'm just salivating. And petting Freedom Weed...

Do you know if the mirror site bothered to do the email confirmations as well? Just wondering.

I got PPP and Papaya. One's supposed to take you up, the other will knock you out. Both are claimed 15-20% THC...so I figure that should cover it for a 1st grow.

I was pleased to find I didn't have to spend too much to get some quality seeds...tho I have found some companies who do not ship to our fine country with their draconian drug laws, but have some super expensive seeds. Greenhouse seeds, I think, was one of those sites.

Any experience with ppp or papaya? What about getting some of those high-falootin seeds on a work-around? Cause what I really want to find out about is the strawberry buds...they just call to me, man!

Wait...wasn't I being brief this post? Stoned. Again.
 

KingJMS

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Nice intro, you should be a writer, you got a nice flow to your prose :joint:
Welcome to RIU
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ahhh...were it so simple, to just be that writer.

thank you for your kind words, however. it is nice to hear. :hug:

nice snake. you a herp guy?
 

KingJMS

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.... I'm a little slow :bigjoint: not sure what a herp guy is?

bongsmilie
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snakes are herps... people who study snakes are herpetologists. the spelling may be off, but you get the gist.

my pops and a few of his buddies are into snakes on a 'correct national geographic' level. it's kinda odd...but kinda cool too.

my pops has had more snakes in my life than I've seen at any one zoo. much to the chagrin of my mother.

What kinda snake(s) do you keep?
 

yellowsnakes

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snakes are herps... . the spelling may be off, but you get the gist.?
neat

.... thanks, like I said I'm a little slow, should have known that. Learn something new every day

What kinda snake(s) do you keep?
.... it's just the one, he's a red tail boa, very common snake for pets. Very docile. I take him out of the aquarium as much as possible. He likes it at the back of my PC where the warm air comes out from the PC power supply fan. My cat sits on top of the PC case right beside him.


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KingJMS

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yup, red tails are tight. great snakes. and great markings on the boas, too.

you just let your snake roam? That's cool. my uncle used to do that with his boa. it got over ten feet...he was feeding it a live rabbit every week. it got too big and was getting aggressive...fun while it lasted tho!

what do you feed?
 

yellowsnakes

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yup, red tails are tight. great snakes. and great markings on the boas, too.?
ya my son in law's Python looks awesome, he's about six feet.

you just let your snake roam?
yep and he has his favourite spots that he ends up depending where I let him go in my suite.

That's cool. my uncle used to do that with his boa. it got over ten feet...he was feeding it a live rabbit every week. it got too big and was getting aggressive...fun while it lasted tho!

what do you feed?
ya they can get big. Mine is at four feet now. I feed him three large mice at a time once a week. He's grown lots since I first got him. Pretty well doubled in size. I need to start feeding him something larger soon.

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