Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.
I laughed and shook his hand...
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Is he really worthy of a two sentence joke. Bet i coukd think of a fucked up joke that sums him in one sentence. .... no wait one word.... just
I mean who dosesnt already now cringe an shake there head, letting out a frustrated laugh whilst thinking to them selfs "what a fucking joke" at hearing that single word
But your right budzbuddah theres no difference.
Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p
Menstrual jokes are never funny.
What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?
Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.
Dude that is twisted
I think the back side of that one is:
What do you do with an epileptic in a hot tub?
You throw in a load of laundry and detergent.
...I'm epileptic. I have a bunch of them jokes up my sleeve!
Generation X Jeopardy:
"Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"
What's black, crunchy, and sits, at the top of a staircase?
A quadriplegic in a house fire.
I'm sorry. I'm not making these up. I swear
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
Separate names with a comma.