Try to describe your orgasms

best sex...angry sex.

i only agree with with sometimes. no every girl can handle a dick like the next one, and sometimes angry, hard, rough, sweaty, beastly sex isnt always comfortable and sometimes painful for the chick...

but its angry sex so fuck it!

We call that the "hate fuck" around here. Yes a good hate fuck is great a couple of times a month

imtylerdammit said:

best sex...angry sex.

i only agree with with sometimes. no every girl can handle a dick like the next one, and sometimes angry, hard, rough, sweaty, beastly sex isnt always comfortable and sometimes painful for the chick...

but its angry sex so fuck it!

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tear it up son

man...im so ridiculously jealous of you all right now. people who can have (reasonably) normal relationships and sex lives...i've been thinking for a while now that i never will...i just really dont think i can allow another person to be that close to me...so as long as i can live vicariously thru all of you it should be ok lol

Whats so hard? Girls are horny and guys are horny.

Adult children are the problem. It seems like there is always someone here. It's like they have a plan to keep us from gettin any. I swear if my husband and I want to get a piece we have to do it at like 2 in the morning or something.

bleezyg420 said:

Whats so hard? Girls are horny and guys are horny.

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misshestermoffitt said:

Adult children are the problem. It seems like there is always someone here. It's like they have a plan to keep us from gettin any. I swear if my husband and I want to get a piece we have to do it at like 2 in the morning or something.

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Kick them chillins out! Then you could fuck all over the place.
Thats why I plan on not having children anytime soon, nor a wife. But fuck I know what eventually happens & could happen....

It's not like they live here, it's like we have a revolving door or something. They stop in on break, or lunch, or after work to wait for their S/O to get off work.

At least we've made progress and I haven't seen anyone elses laundry for a good month.

misshestermoffitt said:

It's not like they live here, it's like we have a revolving door or something. They stop in on break, or lunch, or after work to wait for their S/O to get off work.

At least we've made progress and I haven't seen anyone elses laundry for a good month.

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Well keep it chill, take it into the shower or somthing when ya gotta be on the dl.... The times coming. Lucky fucking bastard. Then again. I like varieties just like my ganja.

hahahahaha, sounds like ya can't shake the kids miss lol

misshestermoffitt said:

It's not like they live here, it's like we have a revolving door or something. They stop in on break, or lunch, or after work to wait for their S/O to get off work.

At least we've made progress and I haven't seen anyone elses laundry for a good month.

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honestly...if u want them to leave...tell them that you wanted to have sex today. if they're anything like me they will be so bugged out by the thought of their parents having sex that they will go far far away very quickly...hahahahahaha

semen everywhere...

if only there was a layer of semen over everything we could catch the bad guys faster.

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