Time to get rid of the girl friend, let's have some fun.

So I've been with this girl, sex is great, she is hot as hell. But she has a herion problem, like a big ass problem. That should have been the red flag! Lol, us dudes are sometimes idiots and looks can make us do stupid shit. So I want to have little fun doing it. Chick this out.

http://m.aol.com/article/2014/11/13/why-a-man-mailed-his-ex-girlfriend-live-baby-chicks/20993299/
Lol, that's so epic. The girl I am breaking up with is crazy and would probably try to keep all the chickens in her apartment, so its a win, win.

Lol, so we just talked and we are cool again for a couple of hours.. she keeps dragging me in... ugh

Pro-tip. Don't fall in love with a herion addict.

Heroin Problem. Not to offend but wtf.

^^ and he's a doctor! You gotta trust this guy.

a bag of fish heads would be cool

docter said:

Heroin Problem. Not to offend but wtf.

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Yeah, I never even met a herion addict before. I didn't know until we were already together. She hid it pretty well for tge first couple of weeks. Then one morning I woke up and was like wtf happen to your arms..

Don't get me wrong I love taking a Norco here and there in a blue moon. I took a fat dab of her herion to see what it is like, the shit sucks to say the least. It's like the Mexican brick weed of opiates.

Anyone wanna lick my gash.

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Anyone wanna lick my gash.View attachment 3300233

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Sure!

bu$hleaguer said:

Sure!

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It reminds me of one those big ass Turkey legs at the state fair, damn I'm getting hungry now.

tell her you wont be her enabler , tell her to get help or its over.

the problem with drug addicts is because people love them they constantly forgive and let them back in
let her know this isnt the fucking case here, get a backbone and mean what you say.

Every junkie's like the setting sun.

Launch her into space.

ODanksta said:

Don't get me wrong I love taking a Norco here and there in a blue moon. I took a fat dab of her herion to see what it is like, the shit sucks to say the least. It's like the Mexican brick weed of opiates.

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FOOL FOOL DICK DICK NOB NOB FOOL FOOL DICK DICK NOB NOB...






YOU SIR ARE A FOOL DICK NOB .......HEROIN IS FOR FOOLS DICKS AND NOBS...YOU ARE A FOOL DICK NOB.

ODanksta said:

Pro-tip. Don't fall in love with a herion addict.

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Even when I was an opiate fiend I didn't date them. That's just dumb

Set her up with Finshaggy, epic win across the board

bradburry said:

FOOL FOOL DICK DICK NOB NOB FOOL FOOL DICK DICK NOB NOB...






YOU SIR ARE A FOOL DICK NOB .......HEROIN IS FOR FOOLS DICKS AND NOBS...YOU ARE A FOOL DICK NOB.

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Atleast my avatar doesn't state my sexual status

Singlemalt said:

Set her up with Finshaggy, epic win across the board

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I dunno that dude is throwed off.