Tiger Woods can smoke my pole!

I beat UnkleBuck on the back 9 today, straight up!








Norwegian>Jew

LOL! Scores? BTW, your last line is clearly racist

I'll kick both your asses at miniature golf.

bluntmassa1 said:

I'll kick both your asses at miniature golf.

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Hell yeah. Baked miniature golf rocks! I'm finna go play some this weekend...

Unclebucky loves the hole in one

What's the Jew thing at the end? Is bucko fond of the matzah?

UB was on the first tee, the starter yelled at him to step back to the men's tee's, he was on the women's tee. UB turned and looked, then went back to his ball.
the starter yells again, SIR, please step back to the men's tee's


Bucky turns to starter and says, would you shut up and let me hit my 3rd shot.

I fucking hate golf... 'it's the best way known to ruin a perfectly good walk in the park!' Paraphrased from Mark Twain.

ttystikk said:

I fucking hate golf... 'it's the best way known to ruin a perfectly good walk in the park!' Paraphrased from Mark Twain.

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then you're not getting drunk and/or high enough.

golfs shit

stinkyjoe said:

golfs shit

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fuck you, mainliner.

UncleBuck said:

then you're not getting drunk and/or high enough.

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Perhaps, but even drunk and high I much prefer fishing.

Golf is a bit of an acquired skill, you cant just try it once, fail dismally and declare it as shit. You have to give it a go.

oops. I just realized I was making an attempt at semi intelligent conversation with mainliner. dismiss last comment please.

LetsGetCritical said:

Golf is a bit of an acquired skill, you cant just try it once, fail dismally and declare it as shit. You have to give it a go.

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You're absolutely right. My grandfather was a golf pro, I played with my grandmother, I've played in many situations and for charitable causes.

I still think golf sucks and golf courses are an environmental disaster.

ttystikk said:

Perhaps, but even drunk and high I much prefer fishing.

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How about doing both in the same day

LetsGetCritical said:

Golf is a bit of an acquired skill, you cant just try it once, fail dismally and declare it as shit. You have to give it a go.

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golf is shit unless your good at it.

iv tryed it and i thought " Oo this is shit"


its shit and boring to me , abit like wanting sex and not being able to have it ....... Shit and boring !!!


but that's my option stinkyjoe

stinkyjoe said:

golf is shit unless your good at it.

iv tryed it and i thought " Oo this is shit"


its shit and boring to me , abit like wanting sex and not being able to have it ....... Shit and boring !!!


but that's my option stinkyjoe

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Someone told me once that the reason there is only 18 holes in golf is because there was only 18 shots of scotch in a bottle sounds legit

stinkyjoe said:

golf is shit unless your good at it.

iv tryed it and i thought " Oo this is shit"


its shit and boring to me , abit like wanting sex and not being able to have it ....... Shit and boring !!!


but that's my option stinkyjoe

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well gee mainy, you type just like a brit, only brits talk like this "Oo this is shit"


I know they already know it's you, but that just sealed it for me.