The UK Growers Thread!

The Yorkshireman

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Warranty is one of the biggest consumer cons in Britain ever, we're not the fucking USA so stop thinking like we are.

Let's have it out right......

A manufacturer of any product from anywhere in the world has no obligation whatsoever to provide any guarantee at all to the said products effectiveness/safety.

We have standards issued in Britain to try and reassure OUR consumers that the product is safe to use in our country (kite marks and CE stamps for example), if you're product doesn't conform to those standards then you're not allowed to sell it in our country (I think) but that does not stop a consumer from importing said product and using it anyway.

For matters other than safety the "Sale Of Goods Act" is UK legislation that was put in place years ago to protect consumers against getting ripped off.
The sale of good acts automatically covers ANY product and it's sale for "up to 3 years" at the sellers obligation, even second hand items.

Law is law and as such law over rules any company policy, you're covered already as standard, why the fuck would you ever need a warranty? :lol:


Unless it's free and for longer than 3 years. ;)
 

The Yorkshireman

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To give a bit of insight my missus sister in-law works for the Whirlpool main lab in Poland.

Being a reputable company Whirlpool know about the "Sale Of Goods Act" and other similar laws and guarantee their products for 3 years (maybe a little more, can't remember) out of the factory.

She is the head tech who makes sure Whirlpool units last at least the 3 years of the guarantee, it's her job to make sure the products don't break even 1 min before that time comes at the specified work load.

They actually set em up in labs and time em to failure.
Our lasses mum is getting a brand new Kitchen Aid washer-dryer fitted in her kitchen for free so that it can be tested in real world conditions (Whirlpool own Kitchen Aid) and she gets to keep the unit.



If you're in the market for white goods especially a washing machine, Bosch are hands down the best apparently. ;)
 

The Yorkshireman

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That ballast that melted in that picture the grow shop he bought it from didn't give him a refund/replacement as per law because they come back with "well you've been using it for growing weed" and the lad caved in at that.


Cunt's I say, but the shop who sold him it is known for being bent as fuck these days.

Asking the Eastern European couples who pop in looking to set up for personal for their address's before they can buy anything?
Yeah right, like that's not fucked up.
 

Saerimmner

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irish4:20

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Fuk just got hme light are ment to come on at 10 am but nva did and i only turned on now ... will this affect them ... im on 12/12
 

Saerimmner

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Cheers sae ... it must a been me dog that hit the switch lil fucker ha... hows things with u man
yw mate we have all had something similar in the past lol

not bad mate, 1st day of no smoking today so rather bored lol, not even got anything to do in the cupboard as they are just vegging so just kinda sitting here bored staring at the walls lmao

Hows you? you up to much?
 

irish4:20

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yw mate we have all had something similar in the past lol

not bad mate, 1st day of no smoking today so rather bored lol, not even got anything to do in the cupboard as they are just vegging so just kinda sitting here bored staring at the walls lmao

Hows you? you up to much?

Just hme from work .. shit week so just gonna chill and play sum fifa and maybe drop an aul domino later on ha ..... yea im nearly out of smoke meself waitin on the fairy ya know but prob wont be here till monday so il be havin a few prison joints to try make it last ha :)
 

Saerimmner

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Just hme from work .. shit week so just gonna chill and play sum fifa and maybe drop an aul domino later on ha ..... yea im nearly out of smoke meself waitin on the fairy ya know but prob wont be here till monday so il be havin a few prison joints to try make it last ha :)
how much you pay for the dominoes?
 
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Saerimmner

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well so far its been 9hrs an whilst i dont need a joint i am rather bored n quite fancy 1 lol, this sober shit is far too boring
 

Saerimmner

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Nah man i aint got the fukin hang off that shit meself yet ... ha i really need to watch a utube video to get the suss
yeah i was gonna set up my own account with my harvest money but that all disappeared on bills n kids clothes ffs lol, gonna stash some money up n in 2-3 weeks set meself up an account
 

irish4:20

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yeah i was gonna set up my own account with my harvest money but that all disappeared on bills n kids clothes ffs lol, gonna stash some money up n in 2-3 weeks set meself up an account
Yea man i really need to sort it out .... ahh i always hav great plans in me head but nva happens ha :)
 
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