the stupid shit you do when you're baked

well...i just decided to make cinnamon toast...u know with the brown sugar and cinnamon on top. i had made some earlier today...and it was good so i wanted more. lol. well...i get my toast out of the toaster and take it over to the counter where i proceed to butter it...and spread brown sugar on it...and then i added the cinnamon. well...i just grabbed the shaker that was on the counter...i assumed it was cinnamon...it was a dark brownish colour, and because i had used cinnamon earlier, i just figured that i had left the shaker on the counter and it was the cinnamon. well...i was wrong.
it was paprika.
i am an ass. and i only got to eat 1 piece of toast instead of 2...cuz i ruined the first one.
so...has anyone else got some funny stories of dumb things u've done while baked?

aww common guys, am i really the only dumb one here? lol. i feel so sad

i switch my words around when i talk sometimes, and forget what i was doing like 5 secs after doing it....a lot

OK, sorry it's not about me but my friend (yes truly). One of the biggest stoners I know. But he's mad OK? Went to Ibiza and it rained the whole first day he was there. Not to be deterred he got stoned and sat on the beach, in the rain, all day long and ended up being taken to hospital with sunstroke LOL. Even better than that, a few days later it was a real scorcher, so he took one of those three-sided wind-breakers down to the beach, covered it in tinfoil and lay in the middle of it. He fell asleep on his back with his hands folded behind his head and got so badly burned that he had to spend the rest of the holiday walking around with his arms straight up in the air LOL. Dick or what?

oh man...me too...like u know that sesame street parody...i think adam sandler did it...with big bird and kermit stoned...lol. well they do their abc's at the end...and they did really well in my opinion! haha. heres an example of me trying to say my abc's high:
"A........B......................C....wait, see what? what am i supposed to be looking at? huh..........i dunno....i forget." yea...that pretty much sums it up...lol

greenbehemoth said:

OK, sorry it's not about me but my friend (yes truly). One of the biggest stoners I know. But he's mad OK? Went to Ibiza and it rained the whole first day he was there. Not to be deterred he got stoned and sat on the beach, in the rain, all day long and ended up being taken to hospital with sunstroke LOL. Even better than that, a few days later it was a real scorcher, so he took one of those three-sided wind-breakers down to the beach, covered it in tinfoil and lay in the middle of it. He fell asleep on his back with his hands folded behind his head and got so badly burned that he had to spend the rest of the holiday walking around with his arms straight up in the air LOL. Dick or what?

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oh god...haha. although...i would probably want to sit in the rain too...
thanks for responding tho! i dont feel so alone...and stoned...and stupid...maybe i should write a song...lol.

Like your lips

greenbehemoth said:

Like your lips

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thanks

You're welcome, but how do I know they're yours LOL?

go to the post ur pic thread and you will see her pic and yes those are her lips

Nice one mate, will do - immediately

well i have a freakin bunch....but this one night me and a couple of friends were on a buddys houseboat, and i saw a candle in a jar and thought to myself i can put that out with my hand and impress a few lady friends(I was baked to say the least). Anyways i put my hand over the candle and held it there for about 15 seconds then the pain got to bad and i yanked my hand away and turned around to run down the stairs to dip my hand in the water....well i am fairly tall(6'5) and i hit my head on the roof,my body goes compleatly limp,i fall down the stairs,right into the delta. I ruind my phone, and got a bad burn on my hand...What a night.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

KushKing949 said:

go to the post ur pic thread and you will see her pic and yes those are her lips

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thanks for the backup! lol

This is a huge mistake on me. But i got fucked up one day some a friend and some of his friends. Well when we got ran out of weed i told them about my grow spot... When they kept encouraging me to show them. And i was stoned. So we took a car and went. Within 1 mile left we saw McDonalds and gave up the whole or deal. THANK GOD FOR MUNCHIES.