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The Scottish Cow And The Vet

Discussion in 'British Patients' started by woodsusa, Oct 29, 2013.

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    woodsusa

    woodsusa Well-Known Member

    The Scottish Cow

    The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.

    Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.

    So, they brought the cow over from Scotland.

    It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and
    everyone
    was happy.

    They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd
    never
    have to worry about their milk supply again.

    They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull
    tried to
    mount the cow, the cow would move away.

    No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
    bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

    The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very
    wise,
    tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

    "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he
    approaches
    from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
    she
    backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the
    other
    side."

    The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
    "Did
    you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"

    The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they
    had
    brought the cow over from Scotland.

    "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you
    know we got the cow from Scotland?”

    The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
    "My wife is from Scotland
     
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    vostok

    vostok Well-Known Member

    a young bull looked down the valley and could see a herd of beautiful cows

    the young bull looked to his uncle a wise and cagey bull, and said

    " hey uncle why not charge down the hill and fuck them girls ?"

    the old bull replied

    "we walk down that hill slow and fuck them all"
     

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