Yessica...
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You are speaking from experience?
Like YOU like a dick slap in the face?
If so...I'm intruguged. What part of meat slapping your face do you like?
The Drunk Thread!
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Like YOU like a dick slap in the face?
If so...I'm intruguged. What part of meat slapping your face do you like?
Mr. Bongwater
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i am fucking loaded right now me homies fuuck msging up a girl n everythingfg
Yessica...
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You're doing it wrong. Don't smash your dick against the keys...the letters get all mushed together.
Padawanbater2
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What straight chick wouldn't want a dick slap in the face?
Speaking from the male perspective.. If I were in an argument with my girlfriend, and she chose to come and "pussy slap" me in the face, it would likely result in the resolution of the argument (because of the sex that would happen afterwards).. Obviously, dickslapping a girl randomly is completely out of the question for any resolution and would likely lead to criminal charges outside a relationship or a very friendly friendship.. But it's interesting to note the differences in genders and responses..
So I guess to answer my own question.. it really depends on the question you're asking, the response you're expecting, and the state of mind you're in at the time.
I also kind of realized while examining this question that the male perspective(at least mine..) is very narrow minded when it comes to sex..
Also, you're an interesting addition to the RIU community, Yessica..., welcome aboard
Padawanbater2
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"What part of meat slapping your face do you like?"
I'm going to answer this from a male perspective, so "meat" meaning cock, is going to mean vagina from here on out..
"What part of meat slapping your face do you like?"
Every part. The grinding, the face fucking, the hair pulling, sign me up!
Not really much else to say..
Men and women are just different when it comes to sex, and many men differ when it comes to sexual kinks, same with women. Personally, examining these differences is exceedingly arousing! I've found more kinks within myself delving into these things than not, and it's awesome! It's refreshing to discover you can find something sexually arousing that you never even would have guessed might be a possibility before! It opens up an entirely new world!
I'm going to answer this from a male perspective, so "meat" meaning cock, is going to mean vagina from here on out..
"What part of meat slapping your face do you like?"
Every part. The grinding, the face fucking, the hair pulling, sign me up!
Not really much else to say..
Men and women are just different when it comes to sex, and many men differ when it comes to sexual kinks, same with women. Personally, examining these differences is exceedingly arousing! I've found more kinks within myself delving into these things than not, and it's awesome! It's refreshing to discover you can find something sexually arousing that you never even would have guessed might be a possibility before! It opens up an entirely new world!
S3love
Active Member
i pretty much did...so my dad bought the wine on saturday and now its monday night, dont even know where my sunday went
whats even funnier in a fucked up way of course is my dad got pissed drunk and started yelling at me that i had unibrow (which if course i didnt) so to shut him up u shaved ny eyebrows off hahahahaha
Yessica...
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HOLY SHIT!!! LAdi Parts you have? Best buds we should be...What straight chick wouldn't want a dick slap in the face?
Speaking from the male perspective.. If I were in an argument with my girlfriend, and she chose to come and "pussy slap" me in the face, it would likely result in the resolution of the argument (because of the sex that would happen afterwards).. Obviously, dickslapping a girl randomly is completely out of the question for any resolution and would likely lead to criminal charges outside a relationship or a very friendly friendship.. But it's interesting to note the differences in genders and responses..
So I guess to answer my own question.. it really depends on the question you're asking, the response you're expecting, and the state of mind you're in at the time.
I also kind of realized while examining this question that the male perspective(at least mine..) is very narrow minded when it comes to sex..
Also, you're an interesting addition to the RIU community, Yessica..., welcome aboard
Sorry I talk like Yoda when I get excited at 5am!!!
Anywho - cool, a new ladi. When I blow my ladi conch, will you come???
That was NOT a sexual reference, unfortunately. My boyf doesn't like to share. Deck! hahahah
Yessica...
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I have had 2 glasses of wine - and a BIG sapporo...'
This is my 2nd time drinking in 2 months!
THIS:
This is my 2nd time drinking in 2 months!
THIS:
StonedFarmer
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fuck ttje custies. I going back to the slammer over my drunk ass cracked out girl fuuck thjat!!!
let me get my bro and neighbors to say mr stoned as fucker was running froming the problem!
women pourin out my liqour need that smack a lacka ya know g's? fuck dem wit a broom pole and a fourr inche wake waka!
now can I moochj this liqour off my bro cuz nigga need a drunk drunk like a huippo need ta hippo
tldr": home gunna homo" lrntopolitic
let me get my bro and neighbors to say mr stoned as fucker was running froming the problem!
women pourin out my liqour need that smack a lacka ya know g's? fuck dem wit a broom pole and a fourr inche wake waka!
now can I moochj this liqour off my bro cuz nigga need a drunk drunk like a huippo need ta hippo
tldr": home gunna homo" lrntopolitic
StonedFarmer
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You won tuesday, o you won! for today now lets get misundstood drunk before jail!
Yessica...
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StonedFarmer
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StonedFarmer
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o yeshica you don't know the half! my lady is crazy like cut you up and serve yoyu for dinner crazy!
tried to warn her cops were coming and shit just went spirarling like a wheelchair down a cliff!
fucking now I gotta hide and bitch broke myt shit. she going to get fucked up in gp. dont fuck with the craziest of niggas ya know?
like fuck yoiu hoe!
Yessica...
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WHAT????????
I did smash a picture once. Years ago....soooooo angry at the boyf of the time.
But now - I like my stuff too much.
Maybe you need to get nicer stuff? bahahahahah
StonedFarmer
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women be crazy girl! I only didn't hit the slammer because my bro was on my side. we had a cover story like no other!
I had and say had because this same bitch, mrs S3truelove fucked everything good up in my life! now I am going to smoke about 50 bucks in crack and eat some mushy mush mush while screaming to the lord! then I will hope on my bike head to the hashmans house and get so high I can not ride back through that maze!
tldr: sf is getting messed up!
I had and say had because this same bitch, mrs S3truelove fucked everything good up in my life! now I am going to smoke about 50 bucks in crack and eat some mushy mush mush while screaming to the lord! then I will hope on my bike head to the hashmans house and get so high I can not ride back through that maze!
tldr: sf is getting messed up!
StonedFarmer
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Drinking a keg like it was mine! the cops said I was an idiot!
faggot ass faggots gon faggot
now lets drunk and forgot them politics!
15 beers down/ heroin in my blood and cocaine on the way! now who wants to bang that girl and hook that boy up with me
faggot ass faggots gon faggot
now lets drunk and forgot them politics!
15 beers down/ heroin in my blood and cocaine on the way! now who wants to bang that girl and hook that boy up with me
StonedFarmer
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spmt driml pm tjos ,etj! nmogga [;az
Yessica...
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Is that how crack texts?