The Biggest giveaway that they aren't *18* is when they say...

NO GROW

NO GROW

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About god........

Originally Posted by unoitmakesense
how was he perfect, he never smoked a spliff, never won any fights, always got trampled on, given the most severe death given to man, had a big ugly beard, coudnt speak english, had a gay dad that never fucked his mom, his mom was a young virgin probably cravin for a fag, he didnt have shit, he didnt even have a ps2
 
jaymoney151

jaymoney151

Active Member
lol

"Whats a CFL? Do you think the light from the oven would work?"

and

"Soil is expensive, can i use the stuff from my backyard??"
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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Just read these ones today. LMAO!

"How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

"IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

How much??"

"yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."
 
skunkushybrid

skunkushybrid

New Member
MajoR_TokE said:
Just read these ones today. LMAO!

"How old do you have to be to apply at a cannabis club?"

"IS there such a thing as smoking too much???

How much??"

"yo last week I bought some shitty ass shit it was $45 for a half and smelt like ass cheeks with kitty litter, and tasted even worse. It gave me sores all in my mouth like every wear, that must have been fucked with."
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Cheers buddy, fucking hilarious. :mrgreen:
 
Pizip

Pizip

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I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.
 
jesus3

jesus3

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this is funny too.Well I was going to scratch the whole idea but hey in honor of you ..., I am going to feed one only bong water, same nutrients but in bong water. now where am i going to get some bong water???hmmm oh what a coincidence, it just so happens I have some handy.Peace out
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

Well-Known Member
Pizip said:
I'm confused what does BTW mean? He or she tryped this in a message to me. I feel that the more you use letters like "n" to really say "in" you began to write like that. And for that reason i think that's why some of the 2007 graduates didn't past the writing part of the TAKS test. I don't know I just now thought about that.
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BTW = By The Way
 
Roseman

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?
 
BloodShotI'z

BloodShotI'z

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Roseman said:
If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?
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Whew...Thats a combo. Probably wouldnt grow anything other than a foul odor.
 
nowstopwhining

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
"I saw this little plant growing where all the kids in the neighborhood smoke, is it a marijuana plant. I took pictures with my cell phoen check them out."

I tried looking for the actual post but couldnt find it haha.
 
D

dog

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doz any one no wer i can get rily chep batters for my mini maglite grow as thay are geting low and my plants arnt growing plez help!!
 
GoodFriend

GoodFriend

Lumberjack
blazeupsmoke said:
My friend currently has fairly large grow going on that his parents don't know about and is worried about the electrical bill. I was curious if anyone knew of efficient ways of generating electricity. He says that purchasing a windmill wouldn't be deemed far'fetched by his parents but the possible 4-5 it will actually need to run all the lights would stick out. Also a treadmill would use up too much of his own energy to be willing to smoke another blunt so I doubt that idea would be considered, lol
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and the rest of that thread...
 
closet.cult

closet.cult

New Member
ah. the desecration of the english language. this younger generation's contribution. that and pants hanging down off the ass. what will their children have to do to get noticed?
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
I have these two seeds, do you think I could get 20 lbs. from them...by the begining of the school year? Also I wanna be able to do it without feeding them, giving them light or actually paying attention to them....I spent all my allowance, so lights and food will have to be somthing I do without.
 
kieahtoka

kieahtoka

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nowstopwhining said:
"I saw this little plant growing where all the kids in the neighborhood smoke, is it a marijuana plant. I took pictures with my cell phoen check them out."

I tried looking for the actual post but couldnt find it haha.
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I remember that thread. It was just some random plant that had sprouted up wasn't it? Either that or his celly was too shitty for us to tell.
 
shamegame

shamegame

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Roseman said:
If I mix dog do-do and human urine and mollases for fertilizer and I use the water from my turtle farm and from my fish aquarium, add then I add seltzer water for carbon monxide, will I be able to harvest a pound of pot from my closet shelf grow?
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Man the dirty turtle water kid is the best.He was just waiting for someone to give him the go-ahead to use that stuff.I bet he did anyway even after we told him not to.So much fun.
 
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