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The Biggest giveaway that they aren't *18* is when they say...

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by beenthere donethat, Jul 2, 2007.

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    beenthere donethat

    beenthere donethat Well-Known Member

    Just like it says. In one sentence, please list the first thing you see that tips you off that the person posting on rollitup is NOT 18 years of age or older.

    1. "I'm growing under my bed"
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    abudsmoker

    abudsmoker Well-Known Member

    my mom said it was ok
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    Gygax1974

    Gygax1974 Just some idiot

    Any post that says "I'm Screwed they found my plant".
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    budman226

    budman226 Well-Known Member

    2."i gave my plants to a friend, i was afraid my parents would find them.............under my bed" lol.

    3. "im gonna try and go water them today but first i have to air up my bike tire" haha
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    Erniedytn

    Erniedytn Master of Mayhem

    Someone who uses "internet language"......like this:

    or this:

    Or this:

    I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT:evil:
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    Gygax1974

    Gygax1974 Just some idiot

    You need a translator 1/2 the time, I hate this with a passion also. Someone should also start a thread called my wife said.....for all those men who let their wives run their lives....I've seen so many of those posts, I feel for those guys but it's still amusing:mrgreen:
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    Gygax1974

    Gygax1974 Just some idiot

    Guys where can I download some free seeds?
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    fdd2blk

    fdd2blk POW Staff Member

    "how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"
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    Gygax1974

    Gygax1974 Just some idiot

    I'm just going to use my computer monitor, it's got a screensaver of the sun. I also have these really cool christmas lights, do you think that will work? I can't afford CFLs and if I could my parents would get suspicous if I bought light bulbs.
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    MajoR_TokE

    MajoR_TokE Well-Known Member

    Yeah, haha.

    "How many plants do you think I can stick in there without being noticed and what kinda light setup should I get?"

    "how munch will 3 cfls effect the power bill?"

    "how many plants can i grow using 2 cfl's?"

    "how much does it stink?"
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    GoodFriend

    GoodFriend Lumberjack

    "we found these seedlings growing in the alley where we always smoke and..."

    or

    "i found these lights in the garage, i don't know what they're for, but can i grow with them?""
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    fdd2blk

    fdd2blk POW Staff Member

    that's the ringer!!!



    "is this a marijuana leaf?"
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    bulldog

    bulldog Well-Known Member

    "I got expelled cause the teacher noticed the plant I was growing in home economics wasn't a tomato"
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    bulldog

    bulldog Well-Known Member

    "I need to go ahead and water the girls under the stairs before mommy gets home"
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    krime13

    krime13 Well-Known Member

    I am going on vacation and wonder if anyone will sell me some weed there... My personal favorite.
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    nongreenthumb

    nongreenthumb Well-Known Member

    How much yield do you guys think I will get off my plant, I stuck some seeds in some back yard dirt and now i got them inside under a desktop light. They are about 2 foot tall now and 4 sets of leaves. Oh why are they going brown i gave it all the nutes i had.
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    eatspam

    eatspam Well-Known Member

    "I expect to grow 300pounds off of it because it was out of some killer bud!"
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    BIGMIKE13

    BIGMIKE13 Well-Known Member

    " I have been saving my piss in a two litter bottle to water my plant with, a friend told me this would work great "
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    skunkushybrid

    skunkushybrid New Member

    Ah, I couldn't read any further, this one made me cry with laughter. I'd plus rep you but I've given out too much in the last 24 hours.
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    skunkushybrid

    skunkushybrid New Member

    Never? That's not real, surely. OMG! ... and I'm a non believer. I just couldn't find an exclamation more fitting.

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