The Beard Thread

[Pinworm]

Fuck shaving. I'ma grow a beard. Wanna do one with me? Let's record our progress...

 

[Pinworm]

This is a cool beerd.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Can't pull it off, dick's too small

 

[Pinworm]

Can't pull it off, dick's too small

That's not what I heard...

 

[NoDrama]

I start growing a beard every year in October, shave it every May.

This is what it looks like by December:

 

[Pinworm]

I start growing a beard every year in October, shave it every May.

This is what it looks like by December:

I'm curious about what a sweedish oriental beerds would look like. Sworiental beerds.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

That's not what I heard...

It's also too hot down here for sporting beards, or pubes.

 

[Pinworm]

It's also too hot down here for sporting beards, or pubes.

Pubes though.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

You can really taste the ass sweat

 

[Pinworm]

You can really taste the ass sweat

Delicious and nutritious.

 

[Milovan]

Beards are cool!

 

[kelly4]

Pin, this would match your hair...

 

[Hookabelly]

I absolutely love beards. Not long assed duck dynasty ones necessarily. They have to be clean and groomed looking. Full beards are sexy: They have to be proportionate and balance the face. They shouldn't be a dominating, distracting feature. IMO

 

[Hookabelly]

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Fuck shaving. I'ma grow a beard. Wanna do one with me? Let's record our progress...

Pin you should grow the whole facial beard. YOu've got great hair, so for you beard would be very complimentary. Maybe full beard cropped short? (since you have an abundance of hair on your head, a huge bushy number may be too much….) Sorry for my .02. Just being a nosey broad.

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

There's only 1 type of beard I would attempt

All glory to Shavo

 

[racerboy71]

i just had a pretty epic beard going, if i do say so myself.. started back around, idk, september or so, and just ended up shaving it about a month or so ago..
my gf bought me these beard trimmers, and i wasn't looking in a mirror, and well, i think we all know the end of my lil story..
needless to say i'm beardless now, well, not really beardless as i still haven't shaved since i eff'ed up my epic beard, but to me, i'd say i'm beardless atm.. feeling kind of bummed, but idk, i think i would have broken down and shaved it soon once i got tired of the damn heat and being hot all of the time..

 

[a senile fungus]

I'll give a beard a go.

Haven't shaved in a week or so... My facial hair grows slowly, and not at all in some places but I'll grow it out as long as I can stand it...

 

[Growan]

Here's one I grew earlier... I'll see if I cant get a little more substance to it, for the sake of the thread....
A mate of mine formed 'Militant Beard Group' on Faecesbook and made me an admin. But Faecesbook sucks, even if it has a beard.

 

[iamnobody]

according to my wife, I'm not allowed to shave. She's already a bit older than me, and when I'm clean shaven I look 14 and she gets mistaken for my mom.

Keep it short and shave under my chin, and neck. Tried it with the long hair, but my hair grows out looking fried so after two years of trying to manage it I took a pair of scissors to the rats nest on my head.

 

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