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suicidal thoughts when i smoke somtimes

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by clownfreak9000, Nov 21, 2010.

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    clownfreak9000

    clownfreak9000 Active Member

    well its getting more frequint and curious if this is normal
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    gogrow

    gogrow confused

    no it is not.... you should stop smoking and deal with whatever it is that has you feeling this way .
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    DaMidnightToker

    DaMidnightToker Well-Known Member

    No suicidal thoughts for me, but I do get to thinking about some fucked up shit when I'm high. I seem to take other peoples thoughts/feelings into consideration alot more than if I was sober. Try and keep yourself occupied when smoking. It helps me not to think about negative shit.
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    `SoA || Asi

    `SoA || Asi Well-Known Member

    bro if u ever need to talk to someone where here

    or Pm me
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    marijuananation

    marijuananation Well-Known Member

    Fun and interesting ways to commit suicide



    Throwing yourself off a road bridge is common and dull, don’t even think of cutting yourself either what you need is something fun, and interesting, maybe BURNING YOUR SELF TO DEATH.
    So put that noose away, pull the loaded pistol away from your face, take your head out of the oven.
    You should be happy and take pride in your suicide.
    Here are just a few ideas for fun and interesting ways to commit suicide.

    Rules for a fun and interesting death

    • Rule #1: Be innovative. Try to think of something suitably flashy, and something nobody has ever done before.
    • Rule #2: Make sure you die. According to the AOPSFAIWTCS scoring rules you lose a lot of points for not actually dying, and you could even have your membership revoked.
    • Rule #3: Be helpful. Some of the members are very dumb and only joined because they felt it might be a good idea at the time. Some of them may need a push in the right direction (possibly a literal push in the right direction) to get the kind of magnificent death they probably don’t deserve.
    Remember all these things and the perfect death awaits you.
    Oh, Suicide Notes are always a fun way to end it for your loved ones.
    Take Dane Cook's advice, if you're going to commit suicide, write a fantastic suicide note, "I have chosen to assassinate myself,"
    That right there is going to be great, the person to find it will say "Wow, Now this guy, He was creative !
    He chose not ONLY to commit suicide, but to assassinate himself!".
    Though to actually use this exact example would be a crime.
    Your'e already suicidal all you need now is a court case, keep in mind copyright laws when creating (preferably writing as to make it more personal and thus more damaging to your family and peers as they're probably the reason for your suicide in the first place) your Suicide Note.

    Ways to commit suicide:


    • Fighting a dragon
    • pills
    • hanging
    • staring at Mel Gibson
    • Jumping off your bed into a dark hole
    • bringing home all C's on your report card (asians only)
    • beating up god
    • hating jews
    • drowning in chocolate
    • take a rattlesnake bath
    • walking into your boss's office and asking her if she is afraid of ghosts...once she says yes, yell "good, because im going to haunt you for the rest of your life"...then blow your brains out.
    • swallow a handful of BB's moments before your MRI
    [​IMG]
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    sk'mo

    sk'mo Active Member

    Talk to your doctor. Honestly.

    If it happens when you smoke, you need to stop smoking.
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    marijuananation

    marijuananation Well-Known Member

    Fun and interesting ways to commit suicide



    Throwing yourself off a road bridge is common and dull, don’t even think of cutting yourself either what you need is something fun, and interesting, maybe BURNING YOUR SELF TO DEATH.
    So put that noose away, pull the loaded pistol away from your face, take your head out of the oven.
    You should be happy and take pride in your suicide.
    Here are just a few ideas for fun and interesting ways to commit suicide.

    Rules for a fun and interesting death

    • Rule #1: Be innovative. Try to think of something suitably flashy, and something nobody has ever done before.
    • Rule #2: Make sure you die. According to the AOPSFAIWTCS scoring rules you lose a lot of points for not actually dying, and you could even have your membership revoked.
    • Rule #3: Be helpful. Some of the members are very dumb and only joined because they felt it might be a good idea at the time. Some of them may need a push in the right direction (possibly a literal push in the right direction) to get the kind of magnificent death they probably don’t deserve.
    Remember all these things and the perfect death awaits you.
    Oh, Suicide Notes are always a fun way to end it for your loved ones.
    Take Dane Cook's advice, if you're going to commit suicide, write a fantastic suicide note, "I have chosen to assassinate myself,"
    That right there is going to be great, the person to find it will say "Wow, Now this guy, He was creative !
    He chose not ONLY to commit suicide, but to assassinate himself!".
    Though to actually use this exact example would be a crime.
    Your'e already suicidal all you need now is a court case, keep in mind copyright laws when creating (preferably writing as to make it more personal and thus more damaging to your family and peers as they're probably the reason for your suicide in the first place) your Suicide Note.

    Ways to commit suicide:


    • Fighting a dragon
    • pills
    • hanging
    • staring at Mel Gibson
    • Jumping off your bed into a dark hole
    • bringing home all C's on your report card (asians only)
    • beating up god
    • hating jews
    • drowning in chocolate
    • take a rattlesnake bath
    • walking into your boss's office and asking her if she is afraid of ghosts...once she says yes, yell "good, because im going to haunt you for the rest of your life"...then blow your brains out.
    • swallow a handful of BB's moments before your MRI
    [​IMG]
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    the hashshasher

    the hashshasher Active Member

    ^^that shit made me laugh when i came upon it^^

    but burning urself to death isnt that original i mean that monk during sum war did and since then i just feel like every1s tryin to b like him, or was it an indian? (like the real kind from india)
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    sk'mo

    sk'mo Active Member

    I think when Rage Against the Machine used it as an album cover, that's when it really went mainstream.
    ... What if you went out roman candle style? You know, added a little flare to it.
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    Red Robin

    Red Robin New Member

    Make a nuse out of the small string off a guitar, put it around your neck. Then superGlue your hands to the top of your head and hang yourself. Your head will be severed off, and when your landlord discovers your rotting corpse he will assume you ripped your own head off. Thats Original
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    the hashshasher

    the hashshasher Active Member

    oh thats a good 1
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    theoneherbalist

    theoneherbalist Member

    stop smoking till you get your head streight its oviously you that is messed up and smoking just brings it more to light.

    see your doctor or you might NOT live to regret it.

    PEACE
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    JustAnotherFriedDay

    JustAnotherFriedDay Well-Known Member

    ^^ good point. smoking might be bringing out some feelings you've been suppressing. talk to anyone you feel comfortable telling while waiting to see your doctor or a psychologist. Seriously, they can pick your brain and find out what's keeping you down and recommend ways to deal with it that FUCKING WORK.

    here's one suggestion. go tell everyone you've ever lied to what you lied to them about. and erase as many lies as you possibly can. it'll reduce stress in your life rapidly.

    btw, don't kill yourself, for the sake of those that love you. you will be hurting them more than you will be hurting yourself.

    at least you will be dead. they will have to deal with that sadness for the rest of their lives. don't be selfish. there are OTHER temporary solutions. Like tomorrow for instance, do the exact opposite of what you normally do. do something you've never done before. do it sober.

    also, if you dont exercise you should start. not many people realize how much it improves your mental state as well
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    poonjoon

    poonjoon Well-Known Member

    thats just fuckin crazy man...im mad high right now..but that sucks


    definitely read some positive books..get your mind right man....exercise as well and eat healthy..





    and give me all your fuckin weed this is a stickup
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    poonjoon

    poonjoon Well-Known Member



    bahahahahahah


    +rep





    i wanna suck yo dick
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    tip top toker

    tip top toker Well-Known Member

    If it's as a result of toking up, thn maybe try a different strain etc, or stop. Personally though, i suffered suicidal depression for many years before i started smoking, and while i can get high and certianly continue to have those types of thoughts, smoking does not create those thoughts unless there is an external stimulus, but never because i'm high and my mind is wandering. Alcohol is my drug of choice for implanting suicidal thoughts into my head :P
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    poonjoon

    poonjoon Well-Known Member

    yes. hahahaha
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    0tolerance

    0tolerance Member

    from my experience with running a forum for self help and depression,
    You can never beat it alone, find some one you trust(generally some one whos understanding).
    If you have access to a therapist thats even better.
    Work out whats bringing you down, write down the things you dont like about your life and then write down a way to change every outcome to make it positive and work on it.
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    Yourmomno

    Yourmomno Active Member

    this happened to me yesterday... i was smoking the best weed ive ever smoked and i started hallucinating and thought that nobody liked me as a person and that i was a failure so i should off my self....was pretty scary my friend was telling me to calm down but i couldnt
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    `SoA || Asi

    `SoA || Asi Well-Known Member

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