Sucking your oun member

All you guys saying it can't be done or it's gay or you have a big one, etc. probably all wish you could suck your own. And it rules! I'd always take cock over pussy!

This thread is funny as hell!

lopezri said:

All you guys saying it can't be done or it's gay or you have a big one, etc. probably all wish you could suck your own. And it rules! I'd always take cock over pussy!

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I don't know about all that, but I still wish I could. Starving myself did not work, by the way

A guy who could go down on himself probably has great self pleasuring sessions.

Yeah thats a great way to start the day...

Johnny come down and get breakfast...
Johnny...
Johnny? (Opens Door)

Johnny stares up, hunched over, legs behind his head, cock and balls flopping off his chin...

MOM!!!
KNOCK FIRST GODDAMMIT I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH AND YOU MADE ME SWALLOW THE WHITENING GEL!!!!

And here I was thinking the only funny thing on this site was the stupid questions, I missed the most hysterical part of this forum

That's a good story!

nikk said:

besides im all about my ladies,shit i got 4 baby mommas and they all beautiful,except one she's just real pretty....i guess its one of the perks of being extra fly all the time

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How many times have you been on Maury?
"You ARE the father!"

snail240 said:

Alot of twins are geneticly the same in every way. So yes it would be the same as jerking off your twin brother.

I mean if you could clone your self and make your clone a woman would you fuck it?

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Ya mean a female version of myself? Ya Id fuck it

snail240 said:

You would be a homo that likes to jack off his twin brother.

So yes you would be gay but even a more nasty gay because your related to the other homo your jerkin off.

Glad to know if you had a twin you would be sitting arround all day jerking each other off.

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Brah, you're cracking me up!

why would you want to try that

alexonfire said:

why would you want to try that

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'Cause it's FUN!!

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stupid said:

How many people on RIU can blow themselves?

I cant. If I had 2 more inches I could get the tip in.


BAHAHAHAHHA

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You have to do a head stand like position and then bring your knees down towards your shoulders kind of like your doing a crunch using the weight of your legs to bend your neck and back and you can do it, just keep practicing and you'll get it.

sounds like a lot of work...

beardo said:

You have to do a head stand like position and then bring your knees down towards your shoulders kind of like your doing a crunch using the weight of your legs to bend your neck and back and you can do it, just keep practicing and you'll get it.

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The question is: what do you say to the chiropractor about how you fucked up your back and why you're walking in such a strange manner?

Farfenugen said:

The question is: what do you say to the chiropractor about how you fucked up your back and why you're walking in such a strange manner?

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If i was the chiropractor i'd be wondering why you had dick on your breath .

Hilarious SNL skit about this - http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class

I would definitely eat my pussy if i could.

Was it true about Marilyn Manson? Did he really have a rib surgically removed so he could blow himself?