Stupid Joke Thread

[Kludge]

Post your own stupid joke, here's mine.

Two cavemen are sitting around eating bushing.

One of them says to the other, "Hey Bob, why are we always eating bushes, I'm tired of bushes, I HATE bushes. Let's eat something else for a change."

"OK Earl, what do you want to eat?"

"Let's try some meat."

"What's meat?"

"I don't know, but animals are made out of it."

A few minutes later two saber tooth lions are sitting on a rock sunning themselves when one of them says to the other, "Hey Fred, don't look now but there's two cavemen hiding in the bushes over there."

"What's that Garry? Cavemen? What are they doing?"

"I don't now but they're carrying sticks. I think we better do something."

"OK, what do you want to do?"

"Let's try growling."

<GROOOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLLLLL>

"Can you see 'em now Garry? What are they doing?"

"Their eating bushes, that's what they're doing."

 

[MrFishy]

I suppose you've all heard about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

 

[Canadabis]

I suppose you've all heard about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

du-dun chsssh

 

[berbonber]

I suppose you've all heard about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

i dont get it

 

[Arrid]

Haha.


what's brown and sticky?



A stick..


What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

ileane.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

xD

They are so great.... o.o

 

[jamieisdope]

how do you get 4 gays to sit down on one chair?


Flip the chair over.

 

[Arrid]

What goes Zzub zzub zzzzzzzuuuub?

A bee flying backwards.

 

[berbonber]

what do you call a man with mud on his head?







Pete

 

[DWR]

omg all those jokes crack'd me up love the name calling ones

hahaha ! Ileane good one....

 

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[Kludge]

Anyone remember the Mommy jokes, I can't even remember exactly when I heard them but it was when I was little kid:

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But Mommy I don't like little brother!

Shut up and eat what I put in front of you.

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But Mommy I like Daddy!

Shut up and reload.

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But Mommy I don't want to go to Europe.

Shut up and keep rowing.

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But Mommy I don't like walking in circles.

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

[jerseystoner]

^^^^ lmfao wtf those are awesome

k i have one:
whats small and blue and runs around the house?
a baby with a punctured lung!!!

 

[TodayIsAGreenday]

whats worse than 10 dead babys nailed to a tree?









1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees







how do you unload a truck load of dead babies?



with a pitch fork






whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?



when you jump on a trampoline you take your boots off

 

[berbonber]

this isnt really a joke just a nice bit of word play

Can a shoe box? No but a tin can

What would you rather be or a wasp?

 

[MrFishy]

Of course ya'll have heard about the necrophiliac and the blonde?




The rotten bitch split on him!