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Storing Frozen...urine?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Charfizcool, Oct 23, 2008.

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    Charfizcool

    Charfizcool Well-Known Member

    How long does pee last before it goes..."bad?" I mean I heard a few days in a sealed container and then I heard months if frozen so which is it? Just wondering cause I'm getting randomly tested over and over and over (hah I'm good at cheating though:blsmoke:) I just need to know how long I can store it I know about warming and all that jazz.:peace: Any personal experiences will be greatly appreciated!
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    passdabong

    passdabong Well-Known Member

    Just go ahead and freeze it, it works. Atleast keep refridgerated.

    I made 5 small bags when I was clean for a while, and I've used 2 recently after freezing/defrosting and have passed both times 100%.

    Good luck though.
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    storm22

    storm22 Well-Known Member

    you need to make sure its the right body temp i think its 93 when you go to test or they'll know something's up!
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    Charfizcool

    Charfizcool Well-Known Member

    Yea I have a heat strip(thermometer strip thing...) and I'm gonna have the bag right in my crotch for like 15 minutes to heat it up.

    Oh ya Mr.Bong, did you just use normal ziplock bags or what?
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    NewGrowth

    NewGrowth Well-Known Member

    I vacuum seal it and throw it in the freezer. It still goes bad after a while though and will smell when you thaw it. Not sure how long it lasts I depends on how quality of a sample they will accept I suppose. Shit sucks I used dog pee a couple times. :mrgreen:
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    passdabong

    passdabong Well-Known Member

    Ya, I've been using the resealable ziplock bags (preferably small to fit under my nuts - just in case), but people I know have used condoms with success, but that's alot of work. Also, make sure to invest in the ziplock though, regular sealable bags bust on you too easily. And vaccum seal like said above.

    :peace:
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    Charfizcool

    Charfizcool Well-Known Member

    LOL how did you manage that? I could picture someone just waiting under their dog with a baggie...I guess you could tape the bag around his piece and wait. I'm a muthafuckin genius:clap: (j/k)
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    passdabong

    passdabong Well-Known Member

    Really? Dog piss? Hmmm

    I go to school, and people forget to flush, so once I've had to scoop some toilet piss which sucked, but desperate situations call for desperate measures. Thank god I go to a prestigious provate school.

    Anyone know if putting water into the cup and adding a little bit of your pee, would it dilute the solution enough but still appear yellow - could you fake that? Probably not, but ya never know.
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    NewGrowth

    NewGrowth Well-Known Member

    Get like a long shallow tupperware and wait for the dog to squat or raise a leg. Quickly stick it under them, the give you a weird look but just keep peeing. Its pretty funny I worked at a vets office for a while and had to collect for UA's so I got the idea from that. The funny thing was I was kinda unsure of my dogs urine because I would get him high! His always passed though, fast metabolism in a little weener dog I guess. :lol:
    I love weed way to much for any test to stop me! Seriously too easy to cheat and most places will let you re-take if you fail . . . It's mostly something for their insurance company.
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    Charfizcool

    Charfizcool Well-Known Member

    At my school if I scooped piss out of the toilet I'd fail that bitch on multiple levels:eyesmoke: Sometimes the bathroom smells like Mexican brick weed...

    I've drank a shit ton of water so my pee turned crystal clear. Then I put some lemon-lime gatorade in a small container and stashed it under my sack for 10 minutes and took the test. I just mixed the gatorade with my clear piss to make it yellow(not too much though) and passed.
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    Charfizcool

    Charfizcool Well-Known Member

    cute (no homo), and yea tests are super easy to cheat, "Keep smokin ni**a!"
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    KaliKitsune

    KaliKitsune Well-Known Member

    Urine, when kept for periods of longer than six months, will start breaking down.

    Guess what it breaks down into? GHB. FBI's had to toss out a FUCKLOAD of cases on people testing positive for GHB because the tested urine was in a backlog for over six months waiting to be tested and broke down, loads of mofos failed hard.

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