Stoner Injuries

anyone have any stories of getting a bit hurt while high? I don't mean to bring a bad vibe here to RIU...here is mine.
I got whacked in the head by a guitar by mistake recently(which broke the head of the guitar. it my first guitar ever too ) and on that same day, I was just standing by my bike, I fell down, and now I got a pretty nasty cut on my ankle that bled A LOT. filled up my shoe a bit.

i was dribbling a basketball and i hit it really hard and it bounced right into my face, my nose was bleeding and i had an imprint on the bridge of my nose and in the game following that someone hit my chin and i bit a chunk out of my tongue

try not to stick your finger in a moving fan.

I was REALLY stoned with my best friend last weekend, and we pretended we were lions and walking on all fours around eachother, then i said "Dude let me turn some music on" i reach into my backpack and grab my ipod then BOOM bright lights, i wake up an hour later with blood ALL over me and my friends laughing HISTERICALLY, he says to me, "Dude i just fucking knocked you out". I was so high though, it felt so relaxing.

Canadabis said:

I was REALLY stoned with my best friend last weekend, and we pretended we were lions and walking on all fours around eachother, then i said "Dude let me turn some music on" i reach into my backpack and grab my ipod then BOOM bright lights, i wake up an hour later with blood ALL over me and my friends laughing HISTERICALLY, he says to me, "Dude i just fucking knocked you out". I was so high though, it felt so relaxing.

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That's fucked up dude.

I still have a messed up nose from last week. We got high and found a couple old pairs of boxing gloves, so we were like, "let's box!" Apparently my boxing skills aren't what they used to be and I forgot how to cover up. All I had going for me was the jab hook combo, which landed a few times, but didn't save me. We played until first blood or KO and my best friend rearranged my sinuses with like 15-20 shots in the face. Needless to say I bled first.

Yess me me haha ... I busted my chin showing off doing this flip thing lol .. On a pull up bar , Some silly dog kept jumping up on me while i was hanging upside down fell flat on my face lol .. My chin swelled the size of a golf ball and burst then got stiched up then i had to have surgery 2 years later to have the scar tissue removed ... i sure wont be doing that agiin when im high or ever

Stoned up north at my buddies house... My friend decided to spin one of those old fake Red Rider BB guns on his finger like a pistol... Needless to say it spun and thwacked me in the head.

I couldn't stop laughing while I grabbed the top of my head... It hurt like a bitch but damn I was faded.

Love that NorCal herb. 8D