Socialists are cheaters

desert dude

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Who could have guessed that socialists are perversely incentivized?

The moral of the story is, "don't let your babies grow up to commies".

http://www.economist.com/news/finance-and-economics/21607830-more-people-are-exposed-socialism-worse-they-behave-lying-commies
The game was simple enough. Each participant was asked to throw a die 40 times and record each roll on a piece of paper. A higher overall tally earned a bigger payoff. Before each roll, players had to commit themselves to write down the number that was on either the top or the bottom side of the die. However, they did not have to tell anyone which side they had chosen, which made it easy to cheat by rolling the die first and then pretending that they had selected the side with the highest number. If they picked the top and then rolled a two, for example, they would have an incentive to claim—falsely—that they had chosen the bottom, which would be a five.

The results were that "East Germans cheated twice as much as West Germans overall," leaving the researchers to conclude the "the political regime of socialism has a lasting impact on citizens' basic morality."
 

DonAlejandroVega

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Who could have guessed that socialists are perversely incentivized?

The moral of the story is, "don't let your babies grow up to commies".

http://www.economist.com/news/finance-and-economics/21607830-more-people-are-exposed-socialism-worse-they-behave-lying-commies
The game was simple enough. Each participant was asked to throw a die 40 times and record each roll on a piece of paper. A higher overall tally earned a bigger payoff. Before each roll, players had to commit themselves to write down the number that was on either the top or the bottom side of the die. However, they did not have to tell anyone which side they had chosen, which made it easy to cheat by rolling the die first and then pretending that they had selected the side with the highest number. If they picked the top and then rolled a two, for example, they would have an incentive to claim—falsely—that they had chosen the bottom, which would be a five.

The results were that "East Germans cheated twice as much as West Germans overall," leaving the researchers to conclude the "the political regime of socialism has a lasting impact on citizens' basic morality."

the East Germans were immediately flown to Capitol Hill and given jobs as Congressional aides. they are receiving Evidence Destruction classes.
 

desert dude

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the East Germans were immediately flown to Capitol Hill and given jobs as Congressional aides. they are receiving Evidence Destruction classes.
Obama needs to create a whole new executive branch department to handle the avalanche of evidence destruction necessary to white wash his every move.
 

desert dude

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As long as it is powerful and potent injection of capitalist DNA, done by capitalists who worship at capitalist alters, then it is a capital idea.

Herman Cain to stretch all the tang!

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/10/georgia-employers-granted-prima-nocta-with-female-employees/
ATLANTA — Prima nocta, the ancient right of nobles to have sexual intercourse with new brides instead of their husbands on their wedding nights, will soon enjoy a revival in Georgia. Lawmakers in Atlanta passed sweeping legislation on Friday giving employers the green light to declare the right of prima nocta with their female employees on “moral or religious grounds.”

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While eight of nine female senators (all of the Democrats) stormed out of the statehouse in protest of the GOP’s “War on Women,” the mood among most lawmakers was jubilant.

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Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, who has lobbied for similar legislation in the past, was in Atlanta on Friday to witness the historic vote. “This one for the ladies,” Cain said when met by reporters outside of the statehouse. “This one’s for all the ones who want a job.”
 

DonAlejandroVega

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As long as it is powerful and potent injection of capitalist DNA, done by capitalists who worship at capitalist alters, then it is a capital idea.

Herman Cain to stretch all the tang!

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/10/georgia-employers-granted-prima-nocta-with-female-employees/
ATLANTA — Prima nocta, the ancient right of nobles to have sexual intercourse with new brides instead of their husbands on their wedding nights, will soon enjoy a revival in Georgia. Lawmakers in Atlanta passed sweeping legislation on Friday giving employers the green light to declare the right of prima nocta with their female employees on “moral or religious grounds.”

...

While eight of nine female senators (all of the Democrats) stormed out of the statehouse in protest of the GOP’s “War on Women,” the mood among most lawmakers was jubilant.

...

Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, who has lobbied for similar legislation in the past, was in Atlanta on Friday to witness the historic vote. “This one for the ladies,” Cain said when met by reporters outside of the statehouse. “This one’s for all the ones who want a job.”
LOL
 

DonAlejandroVega

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thatsa where "Mafia" comes from. the French would take the Sicilian bride, as was his right, and the girl's father would bemoan her desecration in the street, crying, "ma fia, ma fia! (Sig dialect). the Siggy's fixed the French but good. the Sicilian Vespers.

Sicilian_Vespers_550.jpg

moranu li Franchiski!!!
 

DonAlejandroVega

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the Siggy's dragged the monks from the churches, and made them say, "cichiri," a word difficult for French tongues. if the monk mispronounced the word.......buh-bye.
 
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