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iHearAll

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Sucking your own dick when stuck in the wild is a great way to get protein. You have to just lay there on your upper back and not move so you don't burn more energy than you consume.

Edit: your legs should be upside down with your dick in your throat.

Also piping your own urine iinto your anus helps with water absorption
 

Singlemalt

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Sucking your own dick when stuck in the wild is a great way to get protein. You have to just lay there on your upper back and not move so you don't burn more energy than you consume.

Edit: your legs should be upside down with your dick in your throat.

Also piping your own urine iinto your anus helps with water absorption
I saw that episode on Bear Grylls show, too! Very handy survival tips to be had on that show.


Did you see the one where he showed how a 170 lb companion hiker can be processed into 40 lbs of jerky?
 
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