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smoked 4 times last week...can i pass a piss test?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by BigT, Dec 8, 2007.

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    BigT

    BigT Active Member

    hey everyone

    Well i was clean for 2 months, took a piss test and then celebrated by smoking ove the next 4 days. I didn't smoke more then a bowl or 2 per day....i know just find out that i have to take another one (fucking bastards, but thats not here nor there is it)...i might have 2 weeks before my test, anychance im passing it?

    just curious
    thanks
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    Gyp

    Gyp Rogue

    drink lots of water and beer, flush your system. I could see if you smoked constantly all day long like some people.. You'll pass, flush flush flush.
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    thegtiguy

    thegtiguy Well-Known Member

    Yeah there is a good chance. Don't be around people smoking though, as even that can hinder the results of a test. If your really that nervous about it, try looking into some synthetic piss. I have a buddy thats used it 3 different times and passed all 3. Good luck
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    BigT

    BigT Active Member

    Im not to worried, i figured i was clean for 2 months and that should help me alot. As for synthetic pee, theres a thermometer on the container thats used, so they check that its body temp.
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    rob the pot head

    rob the pot head Well-Known Member

    you shoudl be fine... i got a test after a little less then a week... passed it.
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    Tweeds

    Tweeds Active Member

    Go to your local GNC and buy a detox kit drink all of it before you go pee like a few hours. The dude at GNC can help you and it has directions on the back.
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    TurboEscort

    TurboEscort Well-Known Member

    just drink plenty of fluids. mostly water. suck down energy drinks too, but look for ones high in B vitamins and if you can, get some energy drinks that have inositol in it. inositol is something a lot of people use to quickly flush water weight, it also helps getting the hint of thc out of your system.

    2 weeks should be plenty for your current situation. if you have multivitamins, take them everyday also.

    as i said, drink TONS of water. aim to piss about 5-6 times a day in a very healthy amount. your hand should always be holding a bottle of water.

    you will be fine, but better to be safe and suck down as much fluid as possible.


    as stated, stay away from smoke, and if you do get paranoid, GNC flush drinks work really well. but they are illegal in some states. just go to GNC and ask whoever is there about flush drinks. but im sure you will be fine without it.

    good luck.
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    anywhere311

    anywhere311 Well-Known Member

    yo if u got 2 weeks u have no problem at all... i smoked 6 days b4 my test and passed all u gota do is... excercise everyday EXCEPT 3-4 days b4 test( excercise makes the thc come out of ur "fat") and u piss it out so alota excercise clears the thc but do not excercise 3-4 days b4 test because u will cause more thc to come into ur piss so just stop for them days so new fat goes over the thc and day of test drink like 5 water bottles and piss 3-4 times then 2 hours b4 test drink like a gallon of water and piss like 2 times then when ur taken the test take mid stream piss
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    bwinn27

    bwinn27 Well-Known Member

    1 month thats what it took for me but i smoked everyday and everyone is diffent
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    TurboEscort

    TurboEscort Well-Known Member


    this is also very good information. thc gets stored in fat as this guy said. follow his instruction also
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    anywhere311

    anywhere311 Well-Known Member

    yup and i forgot to mention drinkin water days and days b4 ur test is such a waste even 2 days b4 is a waste( 1 day b4 dont go crazy waste still) because all water does is dilute the thc in ur piss it does not get rid of it so u will be wasteing ur time the mornin of test is when u should start but 2 hours b4 go crazy wit water or maybe gatorade idk n take the vitamin that turns ur piss yellow i think its b-12 idk?
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    sk3tch3

    sk3tch3 Well-Known Member

    dont drink beer or alcohol
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    BigT

    BigT Active Member

    Thabks guys, I had been excersising everday this, and even went on a no carb and sugar diet....dont know if it helped but since then i would burn keytones. well i just did a home test and past...so i think im good
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    thetruth

    thetruth Active Member

    Im 6'3 190 i was on probation and i smoked a fat blunt the day before i had a test cuz they pulled a quick one when i showed up to check in but i stay heathy and work out like 3 to 4 days a week and at least drink 9 glasses a day the day before i had the test i drank like 24 cups of water and took like 25 pisses cuz i smoked i did this just in case and when i took the test i pissed most of my urin in the stall and put the last bit in the cup i ended up passin the test all the little dots where there but faild cuz they asked me before i took the test if i was going to pass or fail and i said i dont know they then asked me when is the last time i had smoked and i told them i did like 3 weeks ago so i got faild cuz of telling them that but by telling them i did smoke 3 weeks ago i didnt get a test since then and its been 4 months i think they didint test me cuz i was real and just told them a half truth or what they wana hear if the test is faild so if this happens to you i would do the same thing and to get it out of your body the best way is to stop 2 weeks before test work out untill you work up a good swet like a good 45 min with 25 min of runing 4 days a week drink at least 9 glasses of water a day with dayly vitamins and also drink a detox tea you can get at any heath food store and try to piss as much as you can in the time untill your test do this and your good your probation will be inspecting only the finest of health clean piss so clean tell them to have a sip lol but this is what happend to me and i wish all my fellow pot heads good luck with probation and dont get in trouble cuz thats what they whant you to do thats how they get payed and thats how the system works ight then i hope i helped peace:joint:
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    thetruth

    thetruth Active Member

    Im 6'3 190 i was on probation and i smoked a fat blunt the day before i had a test cuz they pulled a quick one when i showed up to check in but i stay heathy and work out like 3 to 4 days a week and at least drink 9 glasses a day the day before i had the test i drank like 24 cups of water and took like 25 pisses cuz i smoked i did this just in case and when i took the test i pissed most of my urin in the stall and put the last bit in the cup i ended up passin the test all the little dots where there but faild cuz they asked me before i took the test if i was going to pass or fail and i said i dont know they then asked me when is the last time i had smoked and i told them i did like 3 weeks ago so i got faild cuz of telling them that but by telling them i did smoke 3 weeks ago i didnt get a test since then and its been 4 months i think they didint test me cuz i was real and just told them a half truth or what they wana hear if the test is faild so if this happens to you i would do the same thing and to get it out of your body the best way is to stop 2 weeks before test work out untill you work up a good swet like a good 45 min with 25 min of runing 4 days a week drink at least 9 glasses of water a day with dayly vitamins and also drink a detox tea you can get at any heath food store and try to piss as much as you can in the time untill your test do this and your good your probation will be inspecting only the finest of health clean piss so clean tell them to have a sip lol but this is what happend to me and i wish all my fellow pot heads good luck with probation and dont get in trouble cuz thats what they whant you to do thats how they get payed and thats how the system works ight then i hope i helped peace:joint:

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