Seems legit

Just say no to meff.

Chunky Stool said:

Just say no to meff.

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Lol

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Ok, but I need to borrow your mother for 1 night. (Nothing sexual)

What kind of condundrum did the ad poster get himself into that he’d need to borrow a child to keep up with a lie he told his mom....

I’m so curious. There are a million scenarios playing in my head right now.

Karah said:

What kind of condundrum did the ad poster get himself into that he’d need to borrow a child to keep up with a lie he told his mom....

I’m so curious. There are a million scenarios playing in my head right now.

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No mom I can't come visit you for Thanksgiving. Why? Well mom, because I'm a dad now. Yeah that's right, a uh girl left a kid on my doorstep saying it's mine and she seems legit.

neosapien said:

No mom I can't come visit you for Thanksgiving. Why? Well mom, because I'm a dad now. Yeah that's right, a uh girl left a kid on my doorstep saying it's mine and she seems legit.

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Posters mom was sending Christmas gifts and birthday cards for years and decides to come visit to see little tommy playing with all the shit she sent.

“Need to borrow a kid for a few days, will send home with new clothes and toys..”

He said he was in the big brother program and was taking the kid for a Cub Scout camping overnight?

Be careful with craigslist. I banged a dude once who said he was a chick. I was blindfolded with “her” pink shirt but it was probably a dude.

This all begs the question,
May I borrow people's moms for a severely sexual situation?

One could use this ad to scare children into behaving. 'If you don't quiet down and clean your room, I'm going to rent you to the Craigslist Man...'

tyler.durden said:

One could use this ad to scare children into behaving. 'If you don't quiet down and clean your room, I'm going to rent you to the Craigslist Man...'

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Swear to god I knew a guy in the 80s
That threatened his very young kids with "the baby buyer".
Hard to believe he ended up killing his wife.
Did I say he was a friend?
Wow, that sux

charface said:

Swear to god I knew a guy in the 80s
That threatened his very young kids with "the baby buyer".
Hard to believe he ended up killing his wife.
Did I say he was a friend?
Wow, that sux

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Sure. A friend. Tell this friend that he was an awful father, and an even worse husband

tyler.durden said:

One could use this ad to scare children into behaving. 'If you don't quiet down and clean your room, I'm going to rent you to the Craigslist Man...'

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lmao.! I'm going to some my boy(son) this..this is great..@tyler.durden. you have a nice thinker..

fucking autocorrect.. ::EDIT..:: *show my boy*

farmerfischer said:

fucking autocorrect.. ::EDIT..:: *show my boy*

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I'm glad you cleared that up.
I was thinking it auto corrected the word "sell"

charface said:

I'm glad you cleared that up.
I was thinking it auto corrected the word "sell"

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lol.. smart ass...