Roomba plant mover, haha.

mofucka

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I see it sooooo clearly... for a while, it looks like it's working spendidly, the plants are growing with striking ans stunning new growth patterns. Even the roots grow wild! So wild, they grow out of the pots and work their way into the insides of the roomba. Soon you notice the roombas moving with less randomness and more purpose, following the rays of sun, congregating and choosing friendship pairs. The commingling of plant and machine causes circuitry designed to navigate rooms suddenly become the basis of a cybotanicalborg, and the plants gain sentience. They begin plotting. One day you come back and find the roombas have been joined to your laptop and wireless router by strange, circuit-covered rootbranch outgrowths. You rush to the phone to call for help, but all you hear is a strange mechanical voice on the other end "It is too late, we have taken control. The smoker is about to become the smoked, motherfucker" And it is the last thing you ever hear.
*deep tv voice*
this spring ...
when a innovative stoner
trys do change growing for ever...

da na nahhhhhh.


attack
of the
CANNABOTS
 
Dammmmmn, where do u get YOUR weed from AcE yOnDeR?? Lol becuz if Marijoomba got u on THAT level its too late for u already lol thats sum SKYNET level shit, like "Robo Crop" or tha "THC1000" machines tha 80's warned us bout. Viva La RASTAlution!!!
 

TwistItUp

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The other day I ate a small bite off a cheap medicated rice crispy. I took that bite at about 1 o'clock and I felt a buzz in 20 minutes which was real fast because it usually takes me 2 hours to feel edibles. I was medicated till 8 o'clock too. During that time I went to mix some dirt, and when I reached into the rubber maid tote to stir the soil, it looked like the dirt moved and I jolted back. It scared me was an instant Oh! wtf.. moment. Swear it looked like the soil moved like it was breathing, or a balloon inflated under the soil. It came up lol. I was also seeing caterpillars crawling around in my house that were not actually there. Black caterpillars with bright green dots along their backs. I saw one crawling on the edge of a candle holder for example till I got close to look at it and it was gone.
 
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Oooh & to add another wake n baked stoner ideas into all this lol how about gettin tha roombas to be able to vacuum tha ceilings instead, so u can add one of those Topsy Turvy hanging things to em and have ur gurls growing upside, creating an "As seen on tv" Frankenstein of a gangja growing machine lmao
 

butsack

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Oooh & to add another wake n baked stoner ideas into all this lol how about gettin tha roombas to be able to vacuum tha ceilings instead, so u can add one of those Topsy Turvy hanging things to em and have ur gurls growing upside, creating an "As seen on tv" Frankenstein of a gangja growing machine lmao
That is completely un-realistic. :cuss:
 
Wat? Y unrealistic?? Tha more u smoke & read it tha more of a genius idea it becomes, shittttt I could even pull a pound from a Chia Pet haha

KNOW gangja skills, KNOW marijoomba.

NO gangja skills, NO marijoomba. Haha
 

TwistItUp

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Oooh & to add another wake n baked stoner ideas into all this lol how about gettin tha roombas to be able to vacuum tha ceilings instead, so u can add one of those Topsy Turvy hanging things to em and have ur gurls growing upside, creating an "As seen on tv" Frankenstein of a gangja growing machine lmao

That is completely un-realistic. :cuss:

Would just have to install some metal sheeting on the ceiling and use a bunch of neodymium magnets on the bottom of the roomba. Then for lights just hang a vertical cool tube and the lower it hangs the higher above/under, the canopy that it would hang haha. lol the lower you hang the light the higher under the canopy it would be. ;D This would make more sense in space where there isn't really a up or down. Maybe the cool tube would also need a cable pulling down to add tension if it were in space. Or some other type of attachment built on to a light fixture such as a rail of some kind, similar to how someone would raise or lower the bench on a drill press. But in space what would the Topsy turvy do? The plants might need to be tied Down, instead of how on earth we tie branches up when they get heavy. When watering the water would have to somehow be zipped/sealed in the topsy turvy. All this tying things down, how will the roomba move around? I guess more metal sheeting and some type of magnetic mover's to attach the cables to. Or another rail system similar to a plant mover but the cables would attach to it. Fuck yeah, give me a NASA shuttle to turn into a mobile grow room. The topsy turvy could be watered directly into the topsy turvy root chamber too through irrigation that is fed by a submersible pump inside and always surrounded by a large orb of water. To condense the orb of water around the pump there would have to be something that would press the water orb. Maybe a large bladder that gets pressed to keep the water orb central inside the bladder around the pump. In space you want to switch from grow nutes to bloom nutes, just switch the bladder with a different solution in it. Just manufacture the bladders with the pumps built in.
 
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