Republicans fight Cuba

NLXSK1

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Yesterday, the US (supposedly) and Cuba began to start a process to normalize relations with that last bastion of Communism in the Western Hemisphere. This would allow easier transfer of funds, allowing American credit cards to be used, starting to allow commercial trade ( have you ever smoked a Cuban, me either, I heard they were bony), and limited tourism. BUT, you know what? The Republicans don't want it because it would help to support a Communist regime. Only a lying, fucking idiotic Republican party could have the balls to say that, after normalizing and encouraging trade with the ONLY Communist country in the world, besides Viet Nam ( which we created by the way). China, bordering on slave labor, imprisoning dissidents, when they actually don't just put a bullet into the back of their heads is ok, but a Caribbean nation with one of the best educational and health care systems in the world (blows the shit in the US away) is a problem. You know what is a problem, fucking Republicans are a problem, because all they seem to do (or try to) is to bring the rest of the world down to their level, which is what? Absolute shit, and you know why the world thinks we are fucking nuts? Because half of the political system in this country is run by the likes of McConnell, Cruz, Boehner, McCain, Bush and Palin. Now we can expect starting in 2015 a Congress dominated by retards for the next 2 years. Fuck this shit, Havana, here I come on the 1st boat in. Bring some seeds, find a nice place in the hills, grow some serious serious, live to an old age with native girls doing the trimming, and never hear or see a Republican for the rest of my fucking life. That is what I am going to do.

Cubans have to ration toilet paper. How much worse could it get for them?
 

NoDrama

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Chesus thinks toilet paper doesn't decompose. that it stays around in the environment as shit covered TP for thousands of years.
 

NLXSK1

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I doubt they even use toilet paper in Cuba

And it's not like toilet paper grows on trees
Toilet paper is trees silly... Ever walked around in a forest? Cellulose, Cellulose everywhere. In piles on the ground, rotting inside logs. But somehow that isnt bad for the environment.

Newsflash, humans are natural and thus part of the environment. We cannot *ruin* it as it is the most stable state of a completely chaotic world.
 

ChesusRice

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Due to US embargoes
One way or another
Everything is rationed inb the Caribbean, If you have ever gone there you would know this. Countries outside of Cuba in the Caribbean everything is expensive due to the cost of shipping.

You cannot eat toilet paper
 

ttystikk

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Yesterday, the US (supposedly) and Cuba began to start a process to normalize relations with that last bastion of Communism in the Western Hemisphere. This would allow easier transfer of funds, allowing American credit cards to be used, starting to allow commercial trade ( have you ever smoked a Cuban, me either, I heard they were bony), and limited tourism. BUT, you know what? The Republicans don't want it because it would help to support a Communist regime. Only a lying, fucking idiotic Republican party could have the balls to say that, after normalizing and encouraging trade with the ONLY Communist country in the world, besides Viet Nam ( which we created by the way). China, bordering on slave labor, imprisoning dissidents, when they actually don't just put a bullet into the back of their heads is ok, but a Caribbean nation with one of the best educational and health care systems in the world (blows the shit in the US away) is a problem. You know what is a problem, fucking Republicans are a problem, because all they seem to do (or try to) is to bring the rest of the world down to their level, which is what? Absolute shit, and you know why the world thinks we are fucking nuts? Because half of the political system in this country is run by the likes of McConnell, Cruz, Boehner, McCain, Bush and Palin. Now we can expect starting in 2015 a Congress dominated by retards for the next 2 years. Fuck this shit, Havana, here I come on the 1st boat in. Bring some seeds, find a nice place in the hills, grow some serious serious, live to an old age with native girls doing the trimming, and never hear or see a Republican for the rest of my fucking life. That is what I am going to do.
I'll visit. Depending on how well I hit it off with one of the trimmer girls, I might stay too...
 

NLXSK1

Well-Known Member
One way or another
Everything is rationed inb the Caribbean, If you have ever gone there you would know this. Countries outside of Cuba in the Caribbean everything is expensive due to the cost of shipping.

You cannot eat toilet paper
So, what you are saying is that people in Cuba have to choose between eating food and wiping their ass with paper.

The premise was that lifting the embargo was going to fuck their lives up because like RACIST AMERICANS!!!...
 
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