Reasons for Break Ups

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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What are some reasons you broke up with someone, or they you?

I left a gf once because every time I pooped she would yell at me for leaving "shit stains" in the toilet. I told her they will go down with the next flush but she would grab a toilet brush and scrub it out then put the brush back in the holder next to the toilet. I told her that thing has feces all over it and is disgusting. She said my poop residue in the bottom of the toilet is disgusting. We just couldn;t see eye to eye on it, and since our bed was a few feet from that toilet that feces filled brush was all I could think about and didn;t sleep well. Sometimes I just pulled the sheets over my head so I wouldn;t breath that air. This was another problem all together. Is it just me?


Two fer:

My wife threw me out for a few weeks once when she caught me fucking her shoe.
 
projectinfo

projectinfo

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When you share a space with somone, you should respect thier boundaries.

Such as not wanting to look at your disgusting shits stains.

Your an adult I assume, cleanup your mess.

And for fucking a shoe? Well who hasn't done that. She's in the wrong on that one.
 
srh88

srh88

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ClaytonBigsby said:
What are some reasons you broke up with someone, or they you?

I left a gf once because every time I pooped she would yell at me for leaving "shit stains" in the toilet. I told her they will go down with the next flush but she would grab a toilet brush and scrub it out then put the brush back in the holder next to the toilet. I told her that thing has feces all over it and is disgusting. She said my poop residue in the bottom of the toilet is disgusting. We just couldn;t see eye to eye on it, and since our bed was a few feet from that toilet that feces filled brush was all I could think about and didn;t sleep well. Sometimes I just pulled the sheets over my head so I wouldn;t breath that air. This was another problem all together. Is it just me?


Two fer:

My wife threw me out for a few weeks once when she caught me fucking her shoe.
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When she threw you out did you keep the shoe?
 
gwheels

gwheels

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I broke up with a woman because she changed her clothes 10 times on our 2nd date and got pissed off when I didn't notice. Oh I noticed baby it was just so crazy I thought I would ride it out and run away after we had sex. The sex was great the crazy was not worth it.

Real love is giving a woman a dutch oven and hearing her gag and laugh at the same time.

It ain't on a T shirt but it sure as hell should be :D
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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ClaytonBigsby said:
What are some reasons you broke up with someone, or they you?

I left a gf once because every time I pooped she would yell at me for leaving "shit stains" in the toilet. I told her they will go down with the next flush but she would grab a toilet brush and scrub it out then put the brush back in the holder next to the toilet. I told her that thing has feces all over it and is disgusting. She said my poop residue in the bottom of the toilet is disgusting. We just couldn;t see eye to eye on it, and since our bed was a few feet from that toilet that feces filled brush was all I could think about and didn;t sleep well. Sometimes I just pulled the sheets over my head so I wouldn;t breath that air. This was another problem all together. Is it just me?


Two fer:

My wife threw me out for a few weeks once when she caught me fucking her shoe.
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I did that, it was a gorgeous sexy shoe. I got the pair in the divorce settlement :)
Hers were brown
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Singlemalt said:
I did that, it was a gorgeous sexy shoe. I got the pair in the divorce settlement :)
Hers were brown
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Damn, You must be hung like Seabiscuit. I was porking a running shoe. Had it stuck to the wall, good traction. When she asked WTF I was doing, I was kind of embarrassed and said "looking for my solemate". I thought she would understand but it seemed to just make her more mad.

You and those shoes still a thing? Do you like one better than the other? I mean, you know, if you hang right or left, maybe that corresponding shoe..
 
Stillbuzzin

Stillbuzzin

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Damn, You must be hung like Seabiscuit. I was porking a running shoe. Had it stuck to the wall, good traction. When she asked WTF I was doing, I was kind of embarrassed and said "looking for my solemate". I thought she would understand but it seemed to just make her more mad.

You and those shoes still a thing? Do you like one better than the other? I mean, you know, if you hang right or left, maybe that corresponding shoe..
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Clayton thought you would have sobered up by now.But no you still talking shit. When you get home you gonna have to dry out
 
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