Reasonably priced caregivers in Ann Arbor???

Where you at? I'm looking to get my card on hash bash, I assume there will be plenty of ridiculously cheap promotions going on for dispensary membership etc. that day. Although ideally I'm looking to find someone that can meddle under the table until then, specifically like this weekend to start.
I'm looking for someone who requires at the most a $110 donation for a half of $200/220 for a whole. Anyone???

anyone? okay anyone know anyone in ann arbor or ypsi?

You're asking for a registered caregiver to deal with you under the table. I highly doubt any self respecting grower will answer.

I will . Your an idiot I as a legal grower that pays taxes on everything why would I put my shit in harms way so you can make a buck being a middle