mr sunshine
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Kelly woods
Random rambles: yours and mine!
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tytheguy111
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Well iam the opposite of sun burn lol Iam like transparent cuz there isn't a sun in Virginia anymore until summer time
Hookabelly
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Kelly's wood
killemsoftly
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I used to manscape. then i stopped. I was busy, life stuff.
Then one day i could hardly see my lifelong pal/backstabbing sob.
I contemplated manscaping (not too long, didn't want the blood to rush to my head) but decided not too.
Call it intuition. Fate perhaps.
Then one day I 'scored'.
As I undressed she looked dissappointed (I'm a grower not a shower).
She was damned fine and I quickly got aroused (you do the math on the dry spell, I can't remember)
Her facial expression went from "how do i get this over with quick" to' yeah, baby!'
I'm sold on pubic hair.
Then one day i could hardly see my lifelong pal/backstabbing sob.
I contemplated manscaping (not too long, didn't want the blood to rush to my head) but decided not too.
Call it intuition. Fate perhaps.
Then one day I 'scored'.
As I undressed she looked dissappointed (I'm a grower not a shower).
She was damned fine and I quickly got aroused (you do the math on the dry spell, I can't remember)
Her facial expression went from "how do i get this over with quick" to' yeah, baby!'
I'm sold on pubic hair.
skunkd0c
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Like the 3 word story thread, but you can use as many words as you like.
killemsoftly
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ruff, ruff!
skunkd0c
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The Maltese dog of positivity sends out love and positive vibes to all the lonely trolls of RIU
with a little waggle from his tail and a gentle ruff ruff he can transform the mood instantly of even the most miserable of cunts
picture him in your mind little Harry and let the magic begin
killemsoftly
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He is a beautiful pup! Is he yours skunkdoc? Border Terrie is my guess.
skunkd0c
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Nah not mine, and it's a Maltese (breed) hence the Maltese dog of positivity and its a puppy i guess
coincidentally i do have a small white dog (Chinese crested) but he is not as cute as the puppy of positivity in the picture
when the Maltese older they look GAY (your fav word) as fuck with long hair n shit
look like dougal from the magic roundabout
killemsoftly
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Harry, that dog looks like a full-time job. I wouldn't know whether I should walk it or build a cat walk in my living room!
That Maltese is a helluva a cute little pup. Not sure I like how he's eye-balling me though. Still, i could always get a big pair of shades and carry him around everywhere i went. Total babe magnet. lol
That Maltese is a helluva a cute little pup. Not sure I like how he's eye-balling me though. Still, i could always get a big pair of shades and carry him around everywhere i went. Total babe magnet. lol
killemsoftly
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Good looking dog skunk doc. Hypo-allergenic? They're quite expensive here.
Dog like that would get nicked around here. My neck of the woods anythings fair game it seems.
kelly4
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You sir, are the best Afro-American golfer I've seen play since Calvin Peete. My hat goes off to you...
skunkd0c
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yup he would be a pussy magnet that's good thinking
i do not have one of those hairless dogs they kinda scaly skinned and ugly
the ones with hair are better imo i have one of those they look quite different
they quite expensive here too about (£600)
killemsoftly
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Good looking dog.
What's a mere 600 quid to a doctor? Don't you lot rake it in?
You're not a gynecologist are you Big Harry?
That would burst my bubble: had this picture of you zipping around in a cortina, laager in yer lap, joint in yer mouth, 44dd broad beside ya, 4 rotties in the back, council flat,....you know, an Ali G with a green thumb.
Say it ain't so skunk doc! LOL
What's a mere 600 quid to a doctor? Don't you lot rake it in?
You're not a gynecologist are you Big Harry?
That would burst my bubble: had this picture of you zipping around in a cortina, laager in yer lap, joint in yer mouth, 44dd broad beside ya, 4 rotties in the back, council flat,....you know, an Ali G with a green thumb.
Say it ain't so skunk doc! LOL
killemsoftly
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Africa: the mother of all h. sapiens
Reminds me of this one summer at band camp....
Reminds me of this one summer at band camp....
kelly4
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Identical?
They are twins
skunkd0c
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i may of been a little bit like your description 15-20 years ago but these days little harry i am a gentle man i detest violence
but sometimes what can you do when diplomacy fails
killemsoftly
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Non-identical. like my sisters