Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[a senile fungus]

My boner is so confused right now...

 

[BarnBuster]

My oyster is moister...

I advise acquiring a taste for that salty delicacy.

lol

 

[Chunky Stool]

I'm having visions of someone walking around with their tits tucked into their pants.

LOL

 

[ANC]

 

[Dumbo_Octopus]

Where is Rubber_Ugly...I mean Big_Lou?

 

[Chunky Stool]

Meth is bad, mmkay.
She's only 35 -- and that's her daughter!

 

[Dumbo_Octopus]

That is just plain rancid.

 

[tyler.durden]

Happy Sunday, my RIU brethren. I love great buskers, it's a personal passion of mine and something I take seriously. Isn't this beautiful man and his art truly inspiring? One Ring to Rule them All, indeed. Enjoy...

 

[tyler.durden]

I am humbled by these athletes. I wish I could hit, serve or return like these guys. They move better than me, too. Wow...

 

[ANC]

 

[tyler.durden]

Love her style...

 

[giglewigle]

 

[ANC]

 

[neosapien]

So, the heat pump on a customer's pool sounded really shaky. Upon investigation I discovered one of the blades was bent. Upon further investigation I discovered a huge dead snake decapitated at the bottom. I'm going back at the end of the day to bend the blade back and try to get the snake out. Will update with pics.

 

[cannabineer]

So, the heat pump on a customer's pool sounded really shaky. Upon investigation I discovered one of the blades was bent. Upon further investigation I discovered a huge dead snake decapitated at the bottom. I'm going back at the end of the day to bend the blade back and try to get the snake out. Will update with pics.

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Don't forget to charge for snaking the drain

 

[ANC]

That snake is waiting for him, the head belonged to another snake, now it is just bait.

 

[neosapien]

It still could be alive and just waiting to steal my soul. I'll find out in bout an hour.

 

[neosapien]

Got the fan out, blade unbent and a proper burial for the snake. He may or may not be hanging from a tree branch now.

 

[ANC]

You could turn it into a snake leather willy warmer.

 

[Chunky Stool]

You could turn it into a snake leather willy warmer.

"Warmer(S)" plural.