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racerboy71

racerboy71

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Trousers said:
hey fuck you terrorists and fear mongering government assfucks
I forgot they have metal detectors at Broncos games now
we had to pound all my whiskey before we went inside the broncos vikings game and throw away that flask
it was a crappy one anyway
instead of a nice mellow spaced out buzz i got jacked before going in and still bought lotsa beers

my fault for not knowing the rules fucking asshole terrorists
cop yelled at me for walking on a street that was closed to cars, just a few pedi cabs here and there
"THIS IS A STREET, THIS IS A SIDEWALK!"
thanks fat boy
25 year old me would have probably gotten arrested, very proud of old me not telling the cop to go fuick himself and drop his gun belt

old man still wants to get in a fight lol
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i almost got arrested / a ticket in amsterdam for riding my rented bike down a closed off street.. who knew?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Busy weekend. I played two weddings and cocktails hours on Friday and Saturday. This morning, I helped my buddy crack a cast iron tub in half with a sledgehammer, then carry the pieces out to the trash. My music buddies wanted to come over to jam tonight, but I told them I was too tired. They showed up anyway, and I wasn't even dressed. So I just stood there as they proceeded to slap out complex rhythms on my fat body. Fucking assholes...


 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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sunni said:
I can't exactly leave my husband can't just quit his job and move to Canada
Military don't work like that he's a lifer he's got a least another 20 years
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You won't get rich off the retirement from a military career but it will help pay the bills later on.
My advice is to start saving "hard" now. If it comes straight out of your check into a 401 etc... you don't get used to having it & it grows exponentially.
I'd say minimum would be around 15% - (I like 25% myself) you'll be able to retire at 50 likely.
You'll thank me (20 years down the road) if you do it.
 
sunni

sunni

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
You won't get rich off the retirement from a military career but it will help pay the bills later on.
My advice is to start saving "hard" now. If it comes straight out of your check into a 401 etc... you don't get used to having it & it grows exponentially.
I'd say minimum would be around 15% - (I like 25% myself) you'll be able to retire at 50 likely.
You'll thank me (20 years down the road) if you do it.
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He plans to work once he's retired from military he's taking lots of classes on other things I won't say openly what he's going to do
He'll still be young in 29 years from now anyways
But ya we do save a lot already said I'm really not worried financially
Actually pretty much the first time in my life I'm not stressed about cash lol
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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sunni said:
He plans to work once he's retired from military he's taking lots of classes on other things I won't say openly what he's going to do
He'll still be young in 29 years from now anyways
But ya we do save a lot already said I'm really not worried financially
Actually pretty much the first time in my life I'm not stressed about cash lol
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Good to hear - I wasn't as frugal then as I am now.
Fuck working when I get old.
 
sunni

sunni

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Ah right I'm giving in to the pastel hair colour movement
I don't even care

Might as take advantage of that diploma in hairstyling since I hated it as a job and wasted money on that lol

@Pinworm join me I'm going azure blue
 
Pinworm

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sunni said:
Ah right I'm giving in to the pastel hair colour movement
I don't even care

Might as take advantage of that diploma in hairstyling since I hated it as a job and wasted money on that lol

@Pinworm join me I'm going azure blue
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Oh shit babe, that sounds gnarly. I would suggest using some 50% bleach first to really bring it out. Maybe some blue black on top afterwards if it gets super neon. Pics too! <3
 
sunni

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Pinworm said:
Oh shit babe, that sounds gnarly. I would suggest using some 50% bleach first to really bring it out. Maybe some blue black on top afterwards if it gets super neon. Pics too! <3
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No blue black lol

I'll be lightening my hair first before I put the stain on should be neat

It won't go super neon it'll only go pastel and the reason people's hair gets crazy uptop is cause they usually put the lightener on the roots first than the rest of their hair
So It gets what we call hot roots
But it ain't so hot lol
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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sunni said:
No blue black lol

I'll be lightening my hair first before I put the stain on should be neat

It won't go super neon it'll only go pastel and the reason people's hair gets crazy uptop is cause they usually put the lightener on the roots first than the rest of their hair
So It gets what we call hot roots
But it ain't so hot lol
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Sounds badass! You will totally pull it off too..
 
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